Okay look at this beautiful piece of merchandise right here! Do I hear 20 gold? 20gold? 20 gold to the fine Gaian woman in the fron! Now do I hear 25 Gold? 25 Gold? Anyone? Anyone? 2-5 Gold to the gentleman in the back! And the piece goes this fine man in the front for 2-5 Gold! Now on to the next piece in this auction an unopened December letter from 2007! Do I hear 500? 500? 1000! 1000 is the current bid now folks! Now 1500? 1500? Who will take home this pretty piece of paper? Whoa! 2350 Gold from the eloquent lass in the front! Can anyone top that?!?! 2350 once! Twice! Sold for a beautiful 2350 Gold! Quite a pretty penny madam! Now for this beaut the bidding starts at 100 Gold! 100? 100? 125! Now 125! Can anyone top that? 125? 125? 200! 200 for this!?! What a great crowd it is today! S-O-L-D to the lad in the bad shirt for 200 Gold! Thank you for attending this little auction today folks! But sadly our time is up and there is nothing left to sell. Please join us again with your wallets tomarrow for more thrills, chills, and MONEY!