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Blonde jokes

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q:  Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A:  It took her a month to realize she could play it at night

Q:  What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A:  They drowned in Spring training.

Q:  Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A:  Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Vladimir Weller Report | 01/07/2013 5:26 pm
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Awesome exclaim xd

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