Turd nuggets ahoy

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Last Login: 03/28/2012 1:31 pm

Registered: 03/25/2007

Gender: Female

Location: We're all in a box. Its dark and hot. There's a dirty sink and a clogged up toilet. FULL OF BULLSHIT

Occupation: FAILED PSYCHOLOGIST, DRUG ADDICT, STUFFED STRAW MAN

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Ugly Orphan Sweater - virtual item
The Mole - virtual item
Light Gray Leg Warmers - virtual item
Blue Candy Striped Stockings - virtual item
Verizon Glasses - virtual item
Buttoned Down Fauna Boots - virtual item
Nurses Hat - virtual item
 

About

Well hello hello.

Considering I'm on Gaia more often then any other website [size=14] EXCEPT FOR PORN I decided its about time I finally updated my profile.

Well I'm Limey Doctor Jonathan Crane. I'm a Junior in high school in just about the worst little town you've ever COCKSgone too [its filled with nothing but rich kids ABORTED BABIES and old people EUTHANASIA CANDIDATES . ] I'd like to think I'm a well rounded thoughtful individual whCOCKSo appreciates life's simple pleasures and the backing and symbolism behind every day events. But if I said that I'd just be bullshitting you.

Nope. You got yourself just an average shallow conceded pompous teenage Scarecrow who automatically assumes that the world revolves around strawstrawstraw !!!!!abnormally misshapen head!!!!! and engorges strawstrawCOCKSstraw in myspace and music and alcoholic TOXIN beverages that shouldn't be consumed by someone my age but like -tee hee- get with the times.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




Please. Don't make me do that again. Please.

In case I've yet to establish to you that I have an ounce of originality, which of course isn't much considering that no one is purely original, I'll tell you that I weigh 155746389102! Which technically for my height isn't too bad, but it leaves me with a small stomach pudge and abnormal thighs.

I’M A REAL BOY! Nononono, just a SCARECROW.
A stupid one.

My intestrawstrawstrawstrawstrawstrawstrawstrawstrawstrawstrawstrawrests include Full Metal Alchemist and the majority of its fandom [as in roleplaying, fanfiction, yaoi and yuri. Fandom does not include whiney fourteen year olds who think strawstrawstrawstrawCOCKSstrawstrawstrawstrawstrawEdward Elric is hawt. They are cartoons. They do not have penises. Sorry ladies]. Being snarky and grumpy. Literature. Cooking. Redd and all her colorful glory [not as colorful as me ;D]. Gay and lesbistrawstrawstrawstrawstrawCOCKSstrawstrawstrawstrawan support. Zelda [ Elf Blue Fairy Dungeons ??????= PROFIT!!!!]. Internet memes. I’M A GIANTIC FAILURE. A PROSTITUTE TO DRUG ADDICTS

If you're interested in chatting just message me : ] I OFFER ALL TYPES OF PHONE SEX. ESPECIALLY IF you're a *****. In which message anyway, make sure to include your social security number, current location, and list of fears FETISHES .





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOT YOU AGAIN STRAWBOY

HOW’S GRANDMA?

SCREWED BATBOY YET?

WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE DRUGS?

YOU LIKE RUSSIANS DON’T YOU, YOU FILTHY SCARECROW, YOU

HAHAHHEHEHHHAHAHAHAHA

JOKES ON YOU.

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If Its Not Broken Dont Let Me Touch It

Because all the cool kids are speaking in Third Person.

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Sexually Active Rainbows Report | 08/23/2010 9:48 am
HOLY SHI-- It's nearly your birthday already? ILY DARLING, in case you didn't know that already. <33333
I-Ellis-I Report | 05/13/2010 8:17 pm
I love your profile.
Amazing n_n
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Strychnine Mime Report | 01/14/2010 7:27 pm
WOW so your profile. Wow. DAMN. Sorry.
Orange Affair Report | 12/24/2009 10:21 pm
WHOA. HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD RAPING PARTNER EVER.

...I SHOULD GET ON OUR REPLY. HOLD ON. xD
Jori-Ness Report | 08/25/2009 5:59 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LIMEY~ FROM JORI TO YOUUUU~

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Sexually Active Rainbows Report | 08/25/2009 12:10 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DORKKKK~~
Takumi no Winry Report | 08/25/2009 12:32 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 8DDD -tackleglomp-
urin8 Report | 08/14/2009 1:00 am
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MajesticHippo Report | 08/05/2009 2:08 pm
Sure, I'm free all day tomorrow.
Starbucks at the village?
Ummm....noon?

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