-Looks at you-
"What is it?"
-Places hand on his blade-
"If you looking for you demise, you've come to the right place.
The sexiest pics.
The coolest self made background (from Paint)
If you're still reading this you aren't here for a fight"
"So what brings you to my humble adobe?"
-Brushes hair from face-
"Is it... my.... Snickerdoodle taste that you're after?"