Here I am
5 reasons to be my friend;
I regularly walk into doors and trip over nonexistent things on the ground... its kind of a skill at this point. People find it incredibly amusing
I'm kind of a ninja, but sometimes i think I'd like to become a pirate when i grow up.
I know absurd secrets and random trivia about most LoZ and PokeMon games.
In my freetime i spend an absurd amount of money on items i can use to disguise myself as a fictional character and party with other fictional characters until real life finds me again.
I spend every day waiting and wondering if I'll make a new friend, and if it will be a big important moment, or a cherished smaller one...
Hope I don't disappoint.