children, I love everyone I really do, but if you friend request me and I've never met you/ as in, we've never even spoken, I swear to all gods I will let you rot in limbo on my "waiting on you" friend list
I speak English, French, German,
and enough Japanese to start a fight.
In real life, I design shoes
and write terrifying books about monsters that eat children,
and draw terrifying monsters that eat children,
and act (like a child) in movies.
I love sharks (you should too) and I'm terrified of spiders.