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Registered: 07/04/2010

Gender: Female

Birthday: 03/04

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Hello I'm Jessa. I have no clue what you want to hear from me.
My son, The world is your oyster. Oysters taste awful.

I enjoy biking on my old person bike, walking around aimlessly, starting up conversation with people who are eating by them selves, retro cartoons, white noise, boots, burning shoes and socks back to hell where they belong, cats, large dogs, exotic women, staring contests, grass, people who are not terrible, wood floors, snapple, enormous blankets, steam punk, Harry Potter, clocks, octopi, tattoos, comics, Disney movies, movies in general, ugly things, dying hair, art, moose (the animal), being a ginger, dorking around the internet for hours, and a clothing style that I like to call hoochie grandma.


I dislike stupidity, K-mart, awkward social situations, homophobes, animals that pee when excited, having sugar problems, small dogs, shirts that can't make up their mind if they are tank tops or T-shirts, having a squeaky voice, greasy foods, annoying/smelly people, people who are angry for the sake of being angry, not knowing whats going on, screaming kids, people who correct my terrible grammar.

"Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
- Professor Dumbledore!

I'm a lumberjack. I work out by punching trees until they break. Then I inject testosterone directly into my muscles using a hose and a two by four. It's pretty intense but I'm man enough to handle it. I only eat raw beef ripped from a real living cow with my bare hands. I haven't showered since 1995 but chicks think the smell is really freaking hot.
By law, I'm not allowed to give high-fives as the sound is as loud as a thunderclap and it startles anyone within a 10 mile radius. Any clothing you see me wearing is actually woven from my own chest hair.

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Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop that.

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Lucozade58 Report | 04/25/2011 5:40 pm
Lucozade58
Well, cool! I always like meeting new people. smile

So, how was your day?
Lucozade58 Report | 04/25/2011 5:36 pm
Lucozade58
Thanks for adding me! heart
Musical_Vampire_Socks Report | 04/19/2011 5:53 pm
Musical_Vampire_Socks
Wow, your epic! xd
9_Beautiful_Monster_6 Report | 04/18/2011 6:49 pm
9_Beautiful_Monster_6
fine by me biggrin DDDD id love u foreverz if ud tip my post :3 if its not to much trouble i mean D:
9_Beautiful_Monster_6 Report | 04/18/2011 6:36 pm
9_Beautiful_Monster_6
whoreing ur profile out so i can get my bunny :3
baybee tokapi Report | 11/16/2010 8:21 pm
baybee tokapi
Me neither xD
Well see yuu around biggrin !
baybee tokapi Report | 11/15/2010 9:03 pm
baybee tokapi
I'm genny =D yuur really pretty!
baybee tokapi Report | 11/15/2010 1:35 pm
baybee tokapi
<3
devils_only_angel Report | 11/02/2010 7:39 am
devils_only_angel
friggin saweet! biggrin you rock jessa!!
Gnomiexyz Report | 10/29/2010 8:04 pm
Gnomiexyz
WUUUZZZAAAAAAAUPPPPPPPPPPP?

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Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop that.