"There are things you can't fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, you can finally fight the hurricane... You can win..."
I'm like fire and ice and rage. I'm like the storm in the heart of the sun. I'm ancient and forever. I burn at the center of time and I can see the turn of the universe.
To start things off, Superheroes, giant monsters and robots are my jam.
The trailer for the 2014 Godzilla movie literally gives me an erection. Literally.
I'm Twenty-two.... TWENTY-TWO
I'm an aspiring artist and nerd icon who is too lazy to actually draw or make s**t happen.
I'm secretly Red Mist.
I'm a turbo nerd
When I say "turbo nerd" I mean I'm not one of those hipster nerds who's knowledge about things nerdy extends well beyond Big Bang Theory and Marvel Comics movie content. ******** those people, by extension.
To add to the past few details, as far as textbook nerds go, I'm a 10. Yeah, I BET you wanna see a picture. Very few people are privileged with my secret identity.
I have a tremendous sweet tooth, it is not uncommon to look at me, look away for a moment and see me with a sucker or other candy in my mouth when you look back at me
I believe the phrase "Eat my shorts" needs to come back in a big way
I have many pet peeves. Some of them, people find odd. I can't stand when people put bread in the freezer. When people back up into parking spaces. Those ******** shoes that have the "toes". And So on. It just pisses me off for some reason and makes me want to break a window.
Because of my Flash-level metabolism I'm almost always eating something and I enjoy the junkier/sweeter foods just because I can
I love comic books
If I was a character from Red vs. Blue
, I'd be Grif
If you cross me or someone I care about, I'm compelled to get even
I've got a deep loathing of the undead and the enjoyment I get out of seeing them destroyed rivals Tallahassee (Zombieland)
I'm single and I consider myself 'off the menu'. Sorry ladies
I'm not above causing mischief or creating chaos for my own amusement, horrible as that sounds, I hate people and if I don't like them specifically, I take very few joys greater than watching them destroy one another
Alcohol is never a bad thing, unless you're in the early stages of alcoholism like I am. In which case it's an even better thing
I see a pair of striped stockings and I'm done
If you think I'm hungover you're probably right
I happen to be a Pokemon master
I'm a leaper before I'm a looker
I love robots of almost any sort
I'm a firm believer that if you want to do something you should do it and worry about the bullshit later. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
I can't stand it when a girl asks me to sing to her
I play bass
If I think you're a douche I will most definitely make it publicly known
I've always got the bomba
I own a pair of yellow shoes and a single blue sock
What you think is the least of my concerns
I had a mental breakdown a few years ago that I'm still recovering from
I don't believe in god. While I'm open to the concept of religion and belief, I'm not convinced by it.
I don't suffer stupidity or ignorance very well at all
If you are wrong about something, I will correct you
If you think I don't like you, you're probably right, because there won't be any question about it, nor will there be doubts, you will know
If I do like you, you'll find no one with stronger loyalty