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TDGuys Report | 04/12/2013 10:22 am

Alejandro: It's no use! I can't climb out of this well!
Cody: Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.
Owen: Yeah, you should work out more.
Alejandro: Maybe I should start now. After all I have a couple of dumbells right here! Ha ha!
Owen:...I don't get it.
Alejandro: Can you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Owen: What does 'claustrophobic' mean?
Cody: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Alejandro: No it doesn't!
Owen: HO HO HO!
Cody: Stop it, Owen! You're scaring him!
Owen: HO HO HO!
Alejandro: ...It's not working...Owen.
Owen: Aw!

TDGuys Report | 02/18/2013 1:44 pm

Alejandro: Oh boy, I can see where this is going. Let's just say that I, Alejandro, am now part of this war. Now-
Noah: If you're part of this war, where's your fort?
Alejandro: I don't have one, Ok? Now-
Owen: You gotta have a fort, Alejandro.
Noah: Forts win wars, Alejandro!
Alejandro: Fine! You want a fort? *Packs a pile of snow* There! There's your fort! Now-
Owen: That fort's too small, Al.
Alejandro: It's ok, Owen, it's just a demonstration.
Noah: Owen's right, Alejandro. That fort will never protect you, it's down right puny.
Alejandro: Trust me, it's fine! *Owen pelts with snowball*
Noah: See? It is too small.
Alejandro: Not unless I crouch down! You didn't even give me a chance to crouch down first! *Does so* See? Down here I am perfectly- *Owen pelts with snowball*
Noah: Exposed!
Alejandro: Will you two please *Snowball* Stop throwing *Snowball* SNOWBALLS!?! ....*Snowball*

TDGuys Report | 02/18/2013 1:33 pm

Alejandro: Ok, Owen. Pretend I'm Noah.
Owen: And who am I?
Alejandro: ...You're Owen...
Noah: Can I be Chef Hatchet!?
Alejandro: No!...Wait, why?
Noah: He's a good leader.
Alejandro: WILL YOU BUTT OUT?
Owen: Hey you can't talk to Chef Hatchet like that, Al.
Alejandro: I'm Noah, you're Owen! *Throws Snowball.* Now, what are you going to do? *Owen throws snowball at Al* Owen, why didn't you hit Noah?
Owen: You said you were Noah, Noah!
Noah: *Impersonating Chef* It's true, Alejandro! Now drop and give me fifty!

TDGuys Report | 01/17/2013 2:21 pm

DJ: *Calling* I never said that! eek

TDGuys Report | 01/17/2013 2:05 pm

DJ: And why? xd

TDGuys Report | 01/17/2013 2:03 pm

DJ: Are best friends afraid of anything?

TDGuys Report | 01/17/2013 2:03 pm

Duncan: Something about that woman reminded me of my mother...

TDGuys Report | 11/18/2012 1:46 pm

DJ: All right, Katie and Sadie! Now that you're best friends again, can ya make it to Shell City?

TDGuys Report | 11/18/2012 1:43 pm

Duncan: *Confused* It's uh, in the back...
*Looks down to see Beth trying to reach into his pocket*

TDGuys Report | 11/18/2012 1:41 pm

All of the guys: *Turns towards Izzy and glares at her, completely silent*