ToastySpongeCake

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Last Login: 04/22/2014 9:59 am

Registered: 01/10/2010

Gender: Female

Location: Georgia

Birthday: 01/12

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lumperroosevelt Report | 03/31/2014 12:15 pm
hey bb wan sum f**?
Sir Hore Report | 03/24/2014 8:17 pm
Right? it is pretty funny lol
Sir Hore Report | 03/24/2014 1:11 pm
ahem...

Dill Dough.
cool
Sir Hore Report | 03/24/2014 12:56 am
k ^_^
this ones subtlie explicit lol. very subtle...ahem warning ^_^ lol
What's another name for pickled breead?
Sir Hore Report | 03/24/2014 12:47 am
naw, no way. I stole it from comedy central. It's totally hip. lol Did you want another one? cool
Sir Hore Report | 03/24/2014 12:42 am
Idk. sometimes people aren't in the mood for jokes. ^_^

ok, so a bit of string goes into the bar with some friends, and they all find a table to chat at. she offers to go and get the drinks, so she approaches the bartender and asks, "may I get a few pints of ale?"

and the bartender responds, "sorry, but we don't serve bits of string here."

so feeling a little discriminated and slightly humiliated from such an unjustified bartender the string goes back to her table, and instead of informing her friends about the incident she messes up her hair and ties a bit of her string into a knot and then goes back to the bartender, and asks, "hey, can I get a few pints of ale for me and my friends??"

the bartender says, "s- wait, aren't you that bit of string from just before??"

and the bit of string responds, "naw, I'm a-frayed-knot."


wink
Sir Hore Report | 03/24/2014 12:32 am
lol...sometimes i think only i find my self funny. I do try though. ^_^ wanna hear a joke?? ^_^
Sir Hore Report | 03/24/2014 12:24 am
No thanks necessary. I know if I had a pic of me up you'd be compelled to tell me how handsome I am, so it was only fair. wink
Sir Hore Report | 03/24/2014 12:19 am
You are gorgeous. ^_^ congrats to your possible better half...which if you even do have I just don't see it being better wink lol either way. Jus a random stop in compliment. have a nice day! ^_^
Blessed-beautiful-Emiko Report | 02/23/2014 10:50 am
I am great :3!!! Sleepy and busy but good.
 

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