*AHEM*
Who am I, you ask?
Years ago I came down to gaia on a bolt of lightning with but one goal in mind: virtual conquest. My minion army is ever growing, each vassal stronger than the last, though none so grand as myself. To me they stand loyal and true - if they know what's good for them - and together we smite anything in our path! Tremble mortal, my victory is assured for it is only a matter of time!
Nothing can stop us -
HEY LOOK SOMETHING SHINY!!
