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Birthday: 01/18/1990


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Name: Zak ^_^
Birthday: January 18th
Age: 23
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: At the moment, 185 lbs-ish (all muscle of course smilies/icon_xd.gif *shifty eyes*)
Home: Ohio ^^
Former Usernames: 77Zak ; xShawtyZx
Generic Biographical Question: Generic Biographical Answer ^_^

Everything else you could possibly (not?) want to know...

--I love seeing people smile : )

--I have blond moments (now called Zak Moments by my friends- yeah, it's that bad XD) - To add to that, I was voted most gullible in high school x_x

--I have a weird sort of logic when it comes to most things smilies/icon_xd.gif My 'evil' plans very rarely work out the way I want them to, but I have fun trying. This logic has come to be known as #thezakway

--I'm easily embarrassed and pretty sensitive (ugh >_o I will never admit to... admitting that), but I never let that stop me from doing anything. It doesn't make me weak in the least =w=

--Just a warning: I'm a perv smilies/icon_gonk.gif My mind is almost always in the gutter. I try to keep it to myself most of the time, though.

--Thanks to a couple of friends, I've gotten into cosplaying. I make all of my own outfits-- which is why they're not exactly the best-looking, but I take pride in them xD.

--I've also really gotten into roleplaying on Gaia. Mostly stuff from Inuyasha. Yes, I am obsessed with that anime xDD

--I claim to be a fanfiction writer-- but I haven't done anything with that in almost a year smilies/icon_gonk.gif I'm terrified to go back and face any of my readers XD

--I will most likely not link you to my stories if you ask to see them xD Mostly because, 1) They're sorta... I guess you could say 'dirty?' *Points back up to the "I'm a perv" bullet*. And 2) I feel weird, for some reason, when my friends read stuff that I write XD

--WWE and NFL may be my two favorite things to watch XD. Been a Shawn Michaels fan since I was 7 and Cincinnati Bengals fan for as long as I can remember.

--Music is amazing- every genre. You'll usually hear me listening to hip-hop and rap, but I still love my rock, country, and latin.

--Took 4 years of Spanish in high school (got an A all four years ^_^); the words are slowly slipping away from my memory, but the grammar is sticking. So I can tell when someone's speaking in like... future tense, but I won't have a clue as to what they're saying lol.

--Somewhere along the way, I went from somebody who hated to be in pictures to somewhat of an almost-myspace-ish-camera-whore. X_X Sorry. My excuse: I like providing visual aids with my 'about me?' smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif

--My family means everything to me.

--Attended Ohio Dominican University for a couple of years. Taking a little break from college at the moment. Tuition is too much for me to handle right now.

--I also toyed around with entering the Police Academy. I passed all of the tests and everything, but by that time I sort of realized that I never want to have to be in a position where I might have to hurt/shoot/etc somebody. It's a very prestigious job and all, it's just not for me.

--So NOW, I'm actually in the midst of achieving a childhood dream-- NOT the one where I'm the WWE World Heavyweight Champion XD. My grandma owns a little pizza shop. When I was younger, I always talked about running it and making it "more famouser than Pita Hut!"

--I'm not very religious at all smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif But if I see somebody trying to shove their beliefs on somebody else (especially those who find it fun to run around, spouting "God doesn't exist,"), I automatically lose pretty much all respect for them. Live your life however you want, but don't try to ruin life for everyone else pl0x.

--On a similar note, I... I just really hate when one group bashes another : ( Whether it be between gays/straights, republicans/democrats, Rebecca Black fans/Non-fans, etc etc. There's just... no reason to make somebody feel bad about something they believe. That sort of conflict is probably the thing that makes me saddest.

--I'm not very outspoken. I have strong opinions, but I tend to keep them to myself because some things are not worth arguing. Plus I'm a generally quiet guy overall. ...Of course, that doesn't mean that I won't speak out when I see somebody hurting somebody else.

--I'm pretty protective. Not like... crazy-I'ma-beatchu-up-if-you-look-at-my-friend-the-wrong-way protective. But I try to always be there for people when they need me.

--I don't ask for much ^_^ All I really want from other people is to be respected-- I do my best to show others the same treatment.

--I workout whenever I'm not feeling lazy x_x Trying hard to get the abs, that I know are hiding somewhere in my tummy area, to show.

--I'm sarcastic, playful, and enjoy joking around.

--I know my strengths and my weaknesses. I remain proud about my strengths, and work on improving weaknesses.

--I usually try not to talk about myself (About Me's don't count XD). I always feel bad for some reason when I start rambling about myself. I'm more interested in others ^^

--I guess I'm somewhat of a hopeless romantic with a gutter mind? *Shrugs* Can't think of a better way to describe it... I'm not even sure if that combination makes sense xD

--I'm very ambitious. *cough* Hate to 'advertise' but take a looky at my quest (link is in signature). I'm not asking for donations, just "good lucks." You may end up winning a little something as well ^_^

--Yeah.... I'm addicted to Kouga x_x I totally fanboy it up when anything Kouga-related comes up. Sue me ;_;


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spadZer0 Report | 07/19/2014 7:54 am
thx for buying koga blaugh
Chicken N Biscuits Report | 07/14/2014 3:45 pm
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And you were right, as usual~ =///=
Chicken N Biscuits Report | 07/14/2014 3:38 pm
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Oh, I won't. This new look of yours is just as yummy~ =w=
Chicken N Biscuits Report | 07/14/2014 3:33 pm
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Doesn't matter =w=

*licks s'more*
Chicken N Biscuits Report | 07/14/2014 3:17 pm
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*licks* =///=

And damn Gaia for being late notifying me about your reply comment D<
Chicken N Biscuits Report | 07/14/2014 2:53 pm
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FFF Someone looks absolutely delicious~ =///=
DeathxGrip Report | 02/26/2014 8:30 am
omg... your avatar haha... mrgreen Machoke...
Alan the Silly Gentleman Report | 01/23/2014 8:10 pm
Alan the Silly Gentleman
You're collecting flower bouquets too?


~Winner of Reality Check: Season One~
~Formerly xShawtyZx~

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This is the most kick-a** hero you've ever witnessed. Ever.

He's a lover AND a fighter.

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One of
the more
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Kouga from
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Hey, sometimes
I dress up
and shish and
make faces
at the camera
in the mirror.
No biggie,





Aaaand old
picture in mah
Ginta cosplay.

Dear, Zak...

I need updated. Plz halp.