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YOU WON'T READ THIS.

HOW I DIED ONCE AND SO DID YOU
I grew impatient. They should have been here by now. Why are they so slow? I figured I would dive into the pool and go for a nice swim while I waited, but suddenly my ride was here. We were going to go out drinking in an abandoned house in a lush forest to celebrate our graduation ceremony. A great way to celebrate starting a new chapter of our lives, but I could tell my friend Catherine had already been drinking behind the wheel. "I better drive so you don't swerve all over the place" I said. Eventually, however, I said ******** it and took some combination of cold medicine. I soon became entranced and thought I heard the whirr of helicopter blades. I was now piloting an airiel vehicle! Next thing I knew there was some sort of blast. I can only describe it as pink and shiny. I think it was a rocket fired from those damn chinks, but all I knew was we were going down. My joy began to fleet, quickly. The last thing I saw was the bloody face of my valentine, Catherine smilies/emo.gif

FIN.
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U SAY OASIS I SAY SLOWDIVE
U SAY DISTURBED I SAY WHIRR
U SAY NICKELBACK I SAY MY BLOODY VALENTINE
U SAY HELLYEAH I SAY RIDE
U SAY LAMB OF GOD I SAY SWERVEDRIVER
U SAY THREE DAYS GRACE I SAY GLISS
U SAY KORN N I SCREAM CHAPTERHOUSE!1!

90% OF PPL THINK SHOEGAZING IS WHAT A WOMAN IS DOING WHILE SHOPPING
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Panda_Teddies Report | 07/03/2012 10:41 am
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Thanks for the buy heart
sladkomu Report | 06/21/2012 11:44 pm
sladkomu
Omg your sig is the stinky cheese man xp
Slack Sabbath Report | 06/15/2012 9:49 am
Slack Sabbath
im fappin
Slack Sabbath Report | 06/15/2012 5:59 am
Slack Sabbath
anything for you 3nodding
i'm so gaped, like belladonna style.
Slack Sabbath Report | 06/14/2012 10:30 pm
Slack Sabbath
Yes! I happen to have one, not to mention this buttplug already in my colon.
Slack Sabbath Report | 06/14/2012 10:15 pm
Slack Sabbath
the buttplug with the attached horse tail?
Slack Sabbath Report | 06/14/2012 10:13 pm
Slack Sabbath
sweet, i take tuesday off to masturbate over alleged holocausts, so... i'll bring the buttplugs.
Slack Sabbath Report | 06/14/2012 10:00 pm
Slack Sabbath
i thought you had a dong?
Slack Sabbath Report | 06/14/2012 9:49 pm
Slack Sabbath
fisrt i'll buy your house a wheelchair ramp, probably need it c**t.
Slack Sabbath Report | 06/14/2012 9:45 pm
Slack Sabbath
shut up you c**t.

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