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Guten Tag, meine J├Ąger. My name's Andrew, but most of my friends call me Phelps. Mostly because they think I look like him and that I'm a swimmer and my stroke is, guess what, butterfly. When it comes to my swim meets I am old school and I wear a speedo damnit. I laugh at those insecure bastards that aren't comfortable enough in their masculinity and wear jammers instead. So now that rant's out of the way, I can tell you that I'm a junior at my high school, the name of which I refuse to say, but it is in California. For those of you who think that California is the place to be and all we do is surf and skateboard all the time, you can shove it. California sucks, plain and simple. I never seen a place that can go to ultra ghetto to high-end in two streets. Confuses the crap outta me. I play a bit of soccer for AYSO when it's in season, but I don't really like to play at my high school. There it's too obsessed about winning and I realy only like to play soccer for fun. I also like to hit people in the face. Or choke them until they pass out. Yep, that's right. I do MMA. And I love every second of it. There's just something about that feeling of knowing that you can go totally ape s**t on the guy across from you without any real consequences. Oh so liberating. I guess you could say I'm one of those kids who are hard to put a label on because I do a bit of everything. If I had to put a label though, I'd have to say jock. I'm a big fitness doof and I like to work out and take long runs for no other reason than I happen to feel like doing two hundred crunches before the commercial break is over. Other times I'm a big dork and I like to hang out with my other dorky friends who make stupid jokes and talk about nothing in general. Also, I am irrevocably in love with the girl of dreams that also has a touch of psycho that I didn't even know I wanted. Though she does bite. A lot. So for those of you even thinking about making a move, forget it. That's pretty much all I'm willing to tell you through this, so if you want to know more, send me a friend request, a pm, and we'll talk.

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"Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness, and they live by what they hear.
Such people become crazy... or they become legend."

Go figure.

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daerkest_days_of_angels Report | 03/26/2014 12:18 am
daerkest_days_of_angels
The world will never be the same...
daerkest_days_of_angels Report | 06/20/2012 11:46 pm
daerkest_days_of_angels
this is my fiance just letting u all know...
daerkest_days_of_angels Report | 02/12/2012 11:20 pm
daerkest_days_of_angels
yes i know this is random but i just want u and everyone else in the world to know u are the love of my life and my best friend and my closest ally and much much more! i cant see my life ever being full with out u in it! i have been through alot in my life but it all doesnt matter as long as i have u my world can become hell for all i care as long as i have u and ur love nothing matters more...I LOVE YOU! MY MISTER!

LOVE,
YOUR ESKIMO/ LITTLE FLOWER
N o i r Wafflesaurus Report | 05/22/2011 7:47 pm
N o i r Wafflesaurus
akfsjhglkhalhgjd.....
SO ADORABLE!!!
Wow. She is beautiful.
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GurneyPink Report | 05/17/2011 8:23 pm
GurneyPink
I'm more impressed that Ashley kept it a secret for so long, but still.
Congrats man! mrgreen
N o i r Wafflesaurus Report | 05/17/2011 7:34 pm
N o i r Wafflesaurus
I'm still in freaking awe that one of my characters made that much of an impression on someone.
I read the comments again and i haven't even been awake for 15mins and i'm bloody crying again!!
Yeah, this month has sucked so much for me, had so much crap happen, and this... This has just turned everything around.
GET PICTURES DAMN IT!! :3
I have to see little Lily. ^^
daerkest_days_of_angels Report | 11/25/2010 1:39 am
daerkest_days_of_angels
SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I AM BORED OUT OF MY MINE AT 1:30 IN THE MORNING.....I GO AND DO POINTLESS THINGS LIKE SIT HERE AND POST WHEN YOU WONT SEE IT FOR ANOTHER COUPLE DAYS AND BRAG ABOUT HOW I MADE THIS AWSOME PUMPKIN PIE AND DECIDED TO PLACE SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS AT THE BOTTOM AS THE CRUST AND THEN EAT IT ALL AND NOT SHARE IT WITH YOU....MWAHHAAHHAAHHAA!!!!!! I LOVE EVILNESS THAT SEEPS FROM MY FINGERS....
DevilsDarkDamsel Report | 11/11/2010 9:45 am
DevilsDarkDamsel
HAPPY B-day!!!!! *hug* I hope you are having the best of the days brother!!!! > w <
now what would you like as present?.... ^ w ^
daerkest_days_of_angels Report | 08/09/2010 7:26 am
daerkest_days_of_angels
its pretty damn hard to fall off one of those things trust me already rode one....
daerkest_days_of_angels Report | 08/09/2010 6:45 am
daerkest_days_of_angels
its sort of funny how when your bored no one is ever online but oh well i can still tell you this so you can see it sooner or later....WE ARE GOING TO GO RIDE ELEPHANTS AT THE ZOO!!!!!YES WE WILL MAKE THEM LET US!!!! twisted
 
 
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My little girl. Lilith Lynn