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Guten Tag, meine Jäger. My name's Andrew, but most of my friends call me Phelps. Mostly because they think I look like him and that I'm a swimmer and my stroke is, guess what, butterfly. When it comes to my swim meets I am old school and I wear a speedo damnit. I laugh at those insecure bastards that aren't comfortable enough in their masculinity and wear jammers instead. So now that rant's out of the way, I can tell you that I'm a junior at my high school, the name of which I refuse to say, but it is in California. For those of you who think that California is the place to be and all we do is surf and skateboard all the time, you can shove it. California sucks, plain and simple. I never seen a place that can go to ultra ghetto to high-end in two streets. Confuses the crap outta me. I play a bit of soccer for AYSO when it's in season, but I don't really like to play at my high school. There it's too obsessed about winning and I realy only like to play soccer for fun. I also like to hit people in the face. Or choke them until they pass out. Yep, that's right. I do MMA. And I love every second of it. There's just something about that feeling of knowing that you can go totally ape s**t on the guy across from you without any real consequences. Oh so liberating. I guess you could say I'm one of those kids who are hard to put a label on because I do a bit of everything. If I had to put a label though, I'd have to say jock. I'm a big fitness doof and I like to work out and take long runs for no other reason than I happen to feel like doing two hundred crunches before the commercial break is over. Other times I'm a big dork and I like to hang out with my other dorky friends who make stupid jokes and talk about nothing in general. Also, I am irrevocably in love with the girl of dreams that also has a touch of psycho that I didn't even know I wanted. Though she does bite. A lot. So for those of you even thinking about making a move, forget it. That's pretty much all I'm willing to tell you through this, so if you want to know more, send me a friend request, a pm, and we'll talk.