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Vocaroo from The Dandelion Prince. It's mostly just silence but the end makes it worth it heart

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From B a m b i R o o
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From TheMainCharacter1:
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From The Saving Grace:
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From Captain Sho heart :
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The best vocaroo from I Fight Drunk so far heart heart heart

A gift from my fiance Crazy Straw heart :
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I made this:
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From Revisited Wand heart
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Vocaroo by Herr Schlachtung heart

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I made this:
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Vocaroo from Mikhail Schizoid

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Another vocaroo from I fight Drunk heart

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From: wings of eternity
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Another Vocaroo by I Fight Drunk

Vocaroo by I Fight Drunk

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By Me:
This was such a b***h to draw
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I drew this:
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Songs and Quotes about me

JustSmiIe
Theory of the Absurd
JustSmiIe
Theory of the Absurd
Oh god I'm so weird.

Yup heart
cry

But that's why we love you emotion_hug


VodkaandLSDsexesU
That's because you're a ******** idiot...don't use ignorance as an excuse to complain once again about something you could have prevented.


Cherishable Moment
thats just cause you're cool. k? 4laugh


Tiecken
Only because we're too busy staring at her beautiful avatar. emotion_donotwant


twin cities
oh you and your best friend alcohol


Synthetic Faust
Careful when you go out to get it. If someone tramples ya, I'm gonna have to cut a b***h. mad


Panda Genocide

Because you aren't dumb?


Legit Cancer
I'll kill for your art.


YouTubedUrG0d
or non of the cool people are on
except you ofc


Tiecken
I like you a lot, but you also scare me. emo


Sasha
I was talking to Moira and she was like "isn't Theory of the Absurd totally cute?" And I was like "Theory of the Absurd is SO totally cute."


PanFriedPuppies
No, not you.
You're always nice to see posting. smile


BleachedDreams


Eye hate you. >.> Nuf said.


NeoSnuggles
but i like all your threads sad


oBun
i like you


Sexual Therapist

do you know i love you


dinogon
u can always hit up those free art threads. if ure lucky, its rly good.
like theory of the absurd does nice art, & she sometimes does the free art thing. 3nodding


dandy dorko
gosh if you don't know by now I'm just going to go ahead and spell it out for you cause I think you are absolutely ******** fantastic! and i adore the art you create almost as much as i do you yourself! which is a lot. 3nodding


Rako Highlancer
well arent you just a b***h,


AttackAllAround
This is a good thread, this is a good post. I love you.


Biscuits and Groovy
r u like
alocoholic?


Infamous Saiint
OMG you posted in my topic you're mega cool redface sweatdrop heart


Hingg
You're a reg.
I remember youuuu c:
You used to post a lot surprised


NinjaLanfan
i hereby decree you the new lawyer of the chatterbox


Death in a Bag

_________________
I have concluded from seeing many of your topics that you are an alcoholic.


Mr Fartbox
you remind me of a macaroni penguin


Prlcanerd
Nobody likes a negative nancy

not even that n***a Tom Clancey

i don't like that rapper webbie or doubting debbies

none of that s**t thats so heavy mad

the only person i really like is theory of absurd

because she has a voice like a songbird redface


Prlcanerd
theory is getting bored now, now

trying to find entertainment, but she doesn't know how, how

i try to help with my raps, raps

but all she wanna do is play craps, craps

my raps do get old, old

and there not really bold, bold

I-I swear, swear

we gonna fly up-up outta here, here c:


Sexual Harassment Bear v3
the most amazing cb'er theory of the absurd
she'll prove shes greater with just one word
She is surely the most amazing for we have proof
because only amazing people can remain that aloof
oh I wish I was I was as cool as you
but I know that'll never happen just like good smelling poo


i use to be
theoryoftheabsurdsexuality.


Prlcanerd
I'm in love with a stripper

i want her to pull down my zipper

oh dat a** makes me go crazy

and when she gives me head im like "Yes Miss. Daisyyy!"

I'm so happy I met her in Michigan

i can't till i ******** that b***h again

I outta let you now her name is kind of absurd

and she kind of acts like a nerd, you heard? redface


Prlcanerd
Everyone loves talking s**t about politicsssss

but we don't give a ******** because were a bunch of alcoholiccsssssssssss

hey man, i see no shame at all

because are economy is going to fall

oh wait we in the struggle

why doesn't theory wanna snuggle crying

is it because i made this lame rap

and i just turned it into crap?

i wanna leave now

because i ******** up


Asexuality
lol theory of the absurd

here's my theory: you're mad


Highpass
Theory of the Absurd


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Fred Flintstoned
i choose
theory of the absurd uses absurd theory & ur head explodes ok who is next


dandy dorko
thanks redface i like you too


The Hot Box
c: I think you are an interesting person.
I see you a lot, and I like your username.



A CB REG IS U
DO YOU COUNT?
BECAUSE BABY, I'D BE ON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE.


Revisited Wand
The theory that I have a crush on Theory of the absurd isn't absurd


Revisited Wand
I have to watch Aladdin again.
Btw, if you were a song, you'd be stuck in my head.


Cockulator
Then don't worry, nobody will make you disappear~
You will always be one of the true regs


lnsa
I wasn't ignoring you
I just lost myself basking in your splendour redface


Prlcanerd
oh look its Theory of the absurd

she all up in this s**t, worddddddddd

you don't want to mess with this n***a

because she'll pull out a gun and pull the trigga

nah im just jokin

we do alot of tokin

and now i just lost train of thought

and also the bag of weed i shoudve brought lol


Revisited Wand
Alexis is an illogcal fact
Her style of thinking is totally whack
But she's hot as fire
It's her I desire
To have fun with in the sack


Lacy Graves
As much as I love you, QUIT MUSCLING IN ON MY BEGGING.
mad


Bishop C8
I totally have a crush on you.
Ever since I saw you that one time.
You know.


Ignorant_dudetolaughat
<3
I have crush on you. smile


les voyous
ALRIGHT CHECK IT blaugh

theory of the absurd surprised
SHE SO COO'
her avi, damn, it's so blue 4laugh
Even though she makes all the Cb'ers go redface sweatdrop
like on a really hard test lol
SHE MUST NOT BE FEELIN DEPRESSED smile
i hope this put a smile on your face
but it probably didn't cus I suck at rapping. cool


Neurohazard

but it's sexy when you're obnoxious. lol


Cuddles of Darkness
You live up to your username.


Aristocratic Nonchalance
akshully i rlly lyk u
u r captain of the gold card members


dinogon
sorry. sad but you;re just too absurd.


LambCham
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
wink


Genocidal Fornication
Hey you're pretty, wanna ********]

a jurk
hey alexis wanna go out wink


oBun
Everlasting Boner
Theory is my friend smile

i like her cry


MaleficDeviant
You're absurd!


Captain Kibbles
Huff, Huff! I am the only official rapist in the chatterbox and i will not be overthrown by a theory of abusrdness! -Draws sword, Epic stance-


Herr Schlachtung
╔════════════════════════════════════════════════╗

Oh I deff lurv you
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The Red Rebelx
You, sir, are absurd.
But this is only a theory.


Abortum
I Abort Babies For A Living..
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<3 I'm going to get your username as a tramp stamp tattoo. heart
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I Don't See You Contributing To Society As Much As Me


Revisited Wand
You're not beautiful.

The sentence above is a lie.
The one below is the truth.

You are absolutely beautiful. If only I was a little older...


E-Pr0
I adore you.


Sir Pelvic Thrust
But I can still tell you you're beautiful, 'cause that ain't no lie wink


el goob
you're filthy gorgeous


reproduce
i like u wink


Keist
i didn't need confirmation that you are better than all this chaff but there it is anyway!! smile


Revisited Wand
That sucks. The no access, not the fencing. Of course I miss you. Without you, life would be absurd.


DarkJoker99
That Theory is absurd. Everyone knows the Earth orbits CB.


Doomboo
Don't listen to anything she says. She's Theory of the Absurd. She doesn't know what she's talking about!


Ig-Knighted
i always stalk u cuz ur so pretty redface


xXMaster of LordsXx
i totally just jizzed im my pants for you redface


Epiphany of Oblivion
Nahh. You're totally an amazing, intimidating person.


Rindesayu_Ayame
I like you. :3 heart


OsuTatakaeOuendan
Theory of a deadman


General nincompoop
but but...your sexy
why wouldn't anyone want to
talk to you? redface


Captain Sho
nope, your too pretty to be intimidating surprised


Moz Grozendix
Don't be absurd~


BoY MaC
your username is wicked cool.!!
but ive never met you to be honest


Vulgar
lol

You're fun to pick on.


Lord i-dc
          You are the cutest shortest girl I've ever laid my eyes on. And it was my honor to have my first lesbian experience with you.

          *beats highpass*


Pretenshus
I like you, Your avies are elaborate. C:


Revisited Wand
I'm in the process of selecting a tertiary education which is really important for my future so what the heck, you're more interesting.


Rinaldi von izeburn
wait I know why you're tired

because you've been running through my mind all day.


J.P. Chartreuse
you are one of those women with intensely angular faces that are good, if perhaps jarring, when young and just get better with age, cf. Meryl Streep.


anonymous on formspring
Half the CB thought you were a dude, and here you are, not only very much female, but very much hot. How does it make you feel to know so many couldn't tell by talking to you?


Der Streuner
it makes you look like a GODESS D:


The Pancake
you look... ravishing


Nikki Von Nekro
heart heart heart heart heart heart
you haff von my heart


F5 Gadget
aw, thanks.

i like you too.


E-Pr0
That's simply absurd, I adore you.


Anonymous on Formspring
I always thought you were a gay guy. crying No offense.


Ticked
/force adds again. scream
WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER.


M A U R l C E
I wanted to get the Fraulein Marzen off your Store.
Plus, I admit like the others, your Username is awesome.
It's more Badass than a Volkswagen Jetta GLS 1.8t eating a SmartCar alive.

;D


Lord i-dc
          I always looked up to these CB'ers;

          Keist-- Theory of Absurd-- Spot the Zebra.
          The Sexual Therapist.

          I don't know why, I just always thought if I had a sister, I'd want it to be them.


Suufae v2
Why that's a...THEORY OF THE ABSURD.


Captain Sho
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Ok how about this:
my day was wonderful because i spent it thinking of u smile


Slynka
I like your name. 4laugh


Gluk
B-b-b-but....
I love you.
redface


Ahelix
Your avi is cool. He looks like a successful Captin. element Fire and ground. and has a nak for tiny round objects 3nodding


Aristocratic Nonchalance
v v v v hard
but i dont mind being killed by you
redface


Sex for Dinner
i love you too man


E-Pr0
Okay, okay. You're awesome too, but I don't need a hug.


Stalexen v2
      <3
      you are my new favorite person in the world.


Gluk
Oh hells yeah I know it.

I stalk you every so often.
surprised


S e c k z e t t e
your answer should have been:
"because i am the theory of the absurd"


Mikhail Schizoid
I keep getting friend requests tonight, it makes me feel popular. But then I realize, they're all annoying dumb faces. mad
But YOU, you're so awesome you got a friend request from meeeee!!
Which is really rare to get ;- ;


history of
idek just after paulfagg i keep thinking theory of the abturd, no hard feelings smile


Duggers McNuggers
'cause you're awesome...
...and you Pancake. biggrin


Voyevoda Makarov

            I was going to say something rude and then I remembered I loved your avi art.



Gluk
Then I find you incredibly attractive.
heart heart heart


Fred Flintstoned
absurd just like tha theory
these posts just make me weary
i strike a lil feary
every time i grab yer reary


s u p e r r g e e k
gurl u so crazy
heart


or boy
idk idk D:


[NPC] Nippers
Theory of the Absurd
AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH AN NPC IN THE CB

You're noisy. What, you've never seen an elf before?


The Pancake
alexis alexis you da man if you can't do it no one can!


Highpass
Theory of the Absurd
I'm not THAT dumb :c


you can interpret "you all are" as "everyone else is"


Wear Prada
you're so cool
lol


Blast Heart

I WILL MARRY THEORY OF THE ABSURD SOMEDAY


Doomboo
Theory of the Absurd--
Doomboo will sex you up, baybee
ching chong
Love, Fortune Cookie


ate my balls

EXCEPT I HAVE HIDDEN EMOTIONS FOR U
AND IM JUST DRUNK
THAT'S WHY IM SHARING THIS.


a jurk
theory of the absurd has a nice a** i think


Tsavich
Theory of the Absurd
I rather like you heart
It is mutual, dear.


Blast Heart
you are awesomely absurd heart

yeah that will get me in your pro cool


M I N T C H A L K
maybe not

but you are still a stupid little person P:


Arsonphobia
You=AMAZING
There.


Paulfagg
theory of the absurd
rhymes with
theory of the ub-turd


Paulfag
Theory Theory of the Absurd
Told me, "Bird bird bird
bird is the word"
I told her "Your name really suits you
and nigguh I hope you can do kung fu"


PteraBite
Theory of the Absurd
I'm not doing this again
Don't be absurd


Mewzs
Theory of the Absurd
you excluded me on purpose cry


i excluded you because you are more hot than cute


Erotics
Theory of the Absurd
you excluded me on purpose cry
you're not cute, you're sexy.
i am not sexy, i am cute.
emo


ChristineWinks
i love you will you be my best friend.
do you want water or coffee i could even make some tea.
/kisskissfeetnass. 4laugh


KennH
Hey look! we are twins! heart
i was wondering what cat item you were using so i can be as cute as you! lol
I didn't really mean to copy you, i was just inspired by your avi because i think it is really awesome. redface
hope you don't mind whee


Lord i-dc
          YOU KNOW WHO IS A REALLY SEXY CB'ER? THEORY OF THE ABSURD.


[lemon fizz]
the fact that you make no sense is adorable.<3


Lord i-dc
Theory of the Absurd
redface
oh you
heart


          I'll protect you, even from myself. crying heart


Prlcanerd
make absurd really angry: √ smile


old balls
i quit for an hour,
p.s. your a sexy beast.
"formspringed"


Lord i-dc
          Like yeah she's a whore, and yeah she might be a little clingy, emotional, and gets abortions while she brushes her teeth.
          But I like theory of the absurd. sad


neon nails
man you are amazing


J.P. Chartreuse

o.O you are getting weirder over time, my friend.


stggs
Trojan.exe
that must have taken dedication
newfags cant Theory of the Absurd


fred flintstoned

who is this Absurd b***h
some old dude, i think his name's mitch
i bet he's got really old, saggy balls
cuz if so i would like to apply for booty calls

Absurd of the Theory
can't see this n***a clearly
i clearly love her dearly
till i find out she is merely

a crazy old guy
sittin on the other side
of the net, surfin kiddie porn
fappin heavy since the day you were born

- Lil wayne


Backwards Cupcake
Theory of the Absurd,
The best I've ever heard.
Sometimes I like to masturbate,
And think of taking you on a date.
Because you know that I would like,
To be your little lover dyke.
And be with you wherever you go.
Well now I must screw a potato.

<3

- BACKWARDSCUPCAKELOLWUT


HeartMooneh
Tota, tota, you betta know 'uh
She bought to blow up
Tota tota scream
/rap

Quote:
This kind of theory
confuses me
it's like takin' geometry
all over again.

The absurd
is obviously the word,
but gaia is going PG
so I can't be me.

But I must say, dear
your eyes
shine crystal clear
in the night.

and your v****a-
BANHAMMER

- Anonymous


Homicidal Muffinz
This theory, though made loosely
confuses the hell outta me
something about the secret password?
well let me tell you, this s**t is just absurd


woah that sucked <3


Ariestole
this theory of the absurd
is so absurd
that when she saw a bird
she threw a turd
which is really absurd
since she's a nerd
and nerds hate turds
so this confuses the hell out of her vajaja.
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"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"