FRIENDS, READ PLEASE
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents dad/mom
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "bullcrap" ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: You cant get rid of
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap outa them.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will ask if you okay when you fall down
REAl FRiENDS: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupiditiy
FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh when you laugh for no reason
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh when they find it funny.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did
Good FRIENDS:Will help you carry a couch
Best FRIENDS: Will help you carry a dead body