Greetings Carbon-Based Life-Forms, I am TheManyFacesofJester and I will admit, that I am lazy. I just want to get that out of the way. I am a lazy person. I hate leaving my house no matter what the cause.
I am Home-Schooled so I stay home all day. That’s most likely why I don't like leaving the house.
My Mother enters contests on the computer all day, so we win a lot of prizes. Most of them are unnecessary prizes such as Water Bottles, or T-Shirts, but we have won a lot of excellent prizes as well. We have won 6 Wii Systems, 5 of which we gave away, an X-Box 360, 2 X-Boxes, Countless Trips/Vacations, and Much more!
Much to your surprise, I do actually do normal things like lick the inside of the yogurt lid. I have a stuffed animal collection consisting of aver 300 stuffed animals, Big, and Small. Don't judge me! They're cute! I started the collection from the day I was born, and have refused to part with any since. Which means that the top bunk of my Bunk Bed/Futon has gotten to the point where it is an unsafe enviroment to sleep in due to the risk of Head-Continuisly-Banging-On-The-Celing Syndrome.
I do not get cable at my house, meaning that my Television choices are limited. I only get ABC, NBC, CBS, T.V. Guide, Discovery, Ion, And Paid Programming. I do not watch T.V. that often so I am happy with all the channels that I have, including the Paid Programming.
I no longer get T.V. Guide as my television provider has decided they play to many movies.
If you can not already tell, I don't like change. No good has ever come of change, and most likely never will. At least not from my point of view.
Now it is time for the Random portion of my profile. Beginning with a list of my Favorites. Feel free to list all your "Favorites" in your comment.
1) Lord of the Rings
2) X-Men First Class
3) Who Framed Rodger Rabbit
Favourite T.V. Shows:
3) Game of Thrones
My Favorite Books:
1) Bella At Midnight.
2) Prada and Prejudice
3) Into The Wild Nerd Yonder
Favourite Music Genres:
2) Theme Songs
Here I have listed my Likes, Dislikes, Hobbies, and what-not, just for your amusement.
My Dreams For The Future:
I want to own my own house in Florida, work at Disney, marry a Science Teacher who is exactly 7 years older then me, and have a "Cloudier" of cats, each named after a famous writer.
My Crazy Dream For The Future:
I want to live on the ride "It's A Small World", Go on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Invent the first Flying Broomstick and organize the first Quidditch Team called El Dorado's Gold, and own Garfield.
My Interests and/or Hobbies:
Talking in my fake Russian accent/Alter Ego "Gertrude" whom everyone I know has to meet.
Clocks. I am obsest with clocks.
Things I like, Things that make me happy:
When people remember to replace the shaving cream/shampoo/ECT. so I don't have to get into the shower before realizing there out and having to go in the basement naked to get the shaving cream/shampoo/ECT.
Feeling Infinitely Powerful and Immortal when I beat a video game.
Finding a really good book series.
Guys with abs.
Hugging my Stuffed Animals. I know your laughing right now and I want you to stop.
T.V. shows with good punch scene. All movies, in my opinion, need at least one punch scene in them.
Pointing out clocks.
Being my naturally funny, charming self.
Finding a full tube of toothpaste.
Laughing in general.
Getting crap for free.
And riding escalators.
Things That Irk Me:
Breaking a toenail because my stupid sister stopped in front of me while walking so I crash into her.
My allergies to pollen, dust, and grass.
When my sister and brother bet how many times I am going to sneeze.
When people say PEACE OUT instead of good-bye.
When the toothpaste bottle is all crunched up because its empty but no one will replace it.
When I am told to do to many things at once.
And being in an elevator people.
People in general.
Will You Join The NerdFest Quest?
What is NerdFest you ask? Allow me to explain! NerdFest is basically just me locking myself in a room, and watching All the nerdy shows that I love! What shows you ask? (Gee, you are just full of questions!) Well, here is a list of the shows to watch:
1: All Three Lord of The Rings, and The Hobbit.
2: All 6 Star Wars.
3: All The X-Men
4: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
5: Season One and Two of Merlin
6: Space Balls The Movie
9: And Maybe Harry Potter
Also for NerdFest, you can throw in some videos games just to make it more Nerdy! Such as Mario, Spyro, Destroy All Humans, ECT.
Yup, NerdFest! Sounds fun, but it takes about a few days to complete, so if you are going to have NerdFest, make sure you have a whole week/weekend to dedicate to it.
Thanks For Reading, And Remember To Comment!