So, just what IS a Coquettish Haberdasher anyway?
Coquettish: adj. Kittenish, flirty.
Haberdasher: n. Hatmaker; procurer of pins, needles, and other small sewing notions.
I am the original Coquettish Haberdasher, Velvet Alchemist, lifetime member of the Random Acts of Deep and Sensless Sarcasm Society, Gryffindor alumni, the Goddess of All Things Random, and crazy like a tree full of squirrels on nitrous oxide. I enjoy a plethora of hobbies and crafty little goodies, a wide selection of music, several different genres of books, a variety of famous (and infamous) gentlemen who may or may not be bearing my future children, and throwing apples and osage oranges at roadsigns at 55mph.
I'm an obsessive journaler with a deep love of pleats, plaids, shoes, and county fair lemonade. Want to know more? Drop me a line.
Words to live by...
When everyone got in line for charm and good looks, I went in for seconds of snark, sarcasm, and cheek.
I have a desire to be needed, and a need to be desired.
Falling in love is just that - falling.
Sometimes you merely trip and stub your toe.
Sometimes you fall to your hands and knees.
But sometimes you smack your head against the pavement and die.
Eric: The little things used to mean so much to Shelley; I used to think they were trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.
- The Crow
My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!
- Aunt Francis, Practical Magic
"Welcome, swingers! Pull up a groove and get fabulous!"
-Qubert Farnsworth, Futurama