About
The most important aspect about myself is that I'm the single most wonderful being ever placed on this earth. In short:
I pwn you.
At what?
Life.
I also will be the future queen of Brittan. My life's goal is to marry prince William, and inherit the Royal kingdom, and then slowly turn the country towards communism. (I hear he's single. :])
Either way, my single message here is:
Hello.
and, also,
I am your lord and master. I, single handedly, own you at life.
But, if you find any of this unkind, self-centered, and egotistical at all, just pretend that you never saw any of this and think that I'm a brilliant and wonderful person.
<3
InstantxKarma's gonna' getcha.
Gonna knock you right on the head.
You better get yourself together,
Or pretty soon you're gonna' be dead.
Journal
[[Yadda Yadda Yadda; a very boring account of my life]]
My life is pretty boring itself, anyways. The retelling of it just happens to make it even worse.
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