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Alchemy; the science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science, so it must follow the natural laws: To create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principle of Equivalent Exchange. But on that night, I learned the value of some things can't be measured on a simple scale. My brother and I knew the laws of science, of Equivalent Exchange, that gain required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us. But we thought there was nothing more we could lose. We were wrong...
All Hail To The Goat!
My friends, now is the time for a new reign to begin. Now is the time for us to join together and bring in new days. We shall bring in the days of the Goat. Yes, the Goat. I can feel that you are already doubtful of what I say but listen. The Goat is greater than you may think. He is a mysterious force that is hard to understand. He has only shown himself to a few, one being Keanu Reeves. I myself can only give you vague and general information for who and what the Goat is. Go on to read the next lines to see what the Goat is.
The Goat is Everything as well as Nothing.
The Goat is Good but Evil.
He is Forgiving but Vengeful.
He is happy but, at the same time, sad.
He is a Goat but, at the same time, not a Goat.
He is here but he is also over there.
He is up but also down.
He is right but also left.
He is male but also female (Ew...)
He is darkness and light.
He is Barry Manilow and George Clooney.
He is Goku and Gohan.
He is Vegeta and Nappa.
He is L and Light.
He is Naruto and Sasuke.
He is Choji and Shino.
He is not Britney Spears.
He is not Lindsey Lohan.
He is not Miley Cyrus.
He is not Hannah Montana.
He is not Reese Witherspoon.
He is not those fags on the bus I ride home on.
He is me, you, and everyone else.
He is one but also two.
He is two but also three.
He is three but also four.
He is four but also five.
He is five but also six.
He is six but also seven.
He is seven but also eight
He is eight but also nine
He is nine but also ten.
He is ten but also eleven.
He is eleven but also twelve.
He is twelve but also thirteen.
He is thirteen but also fourteen.
He is fourteen but also fifteen.
He is fifteen but also sixteen.
He is sixteen but also seventeen.
He is seventeen but also eighteen
He is eighteen but also nineteen.
He is nineteen but also twenty.
He is twenty but also twenty-one.
He is twenty-one but also twenty-two.
He is twenty-two but also twenty-three.
He is twenty-three but also twenty-four.
He is twenty-four but also twenty-five.
He is twenty-five but also twenty-six.
He is twenty-six but also twenty-seven.
He is twenty-seven but also twenty-eight.
He is twenty-eight but also twenty-nine.
He is twenty-nine but also thirty.
I think you get the idea.
If you're still reading this then you have no life.
This is why the Goat is so great. He is accepting of all and any culture. He accepts any person, except those I listed. He shall love you for no matter who you are, as long as its not illegal. He shall always be there for you through the hardest of times. So, join the Goat cult and become accepted. Come and be with us.
Prophets:
Zogan
Keanu Reeves.
Gir
How to join. Guess one of the twenty random words of the day.
Today's random words are:
(You'd think I'd really post them? I not dumb.)
Members:
Samurai Shy Guy
Ikiru Koto Nagedasanaide
PyroAngelMX
LuckyMX
Achlys Acharon
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