I am a short strange girl from western Missouri. I am a currently out of work Illustrator. I like cheese and my pet rock named Bob. I'm one of those crazy "pedestrians" you hear about all the time. I live with my Husband Steve and we have two cats. Ask me about them. I will tell you in great length.
Be Aware that Seffy May Contain the following:
Pie, Feet, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, painting, Avatar Art, knitting, chillwave, weird things, More Pie, Asian Snacks, Squirrels, blue things, Vodka, Fascist Baby Utopia, Historical Anachronisms, Space Pie, Wild Theories, Sodium Bicarbonate, Tenuous Sanity, Lemonade, Shoestrings, marbles, Things you don't even want to know
I am aware that the Listing for Mysterious Captain is Glitched. Please Do not Contact me about it. I cannot cancel the listing.
I can't accept the Bid Either as the Item isn't even really there.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT Mysterious Captain.
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