IFlood. It's better than Ipod. Why?
Well, first it brainwashes you and
then it makes you serve The Flood.
That's a whole lot cooler that a
portable music player. Get an
IFlood while it's still in stores.
They're limited, so hurry before
they're all gone. (Not really a
product so you can't really buy
one. Or can you? Try Ebay. People
make weird stuff and sell it there
so, It's a good place to search if
you really want one. But who
want's to serve the flood
anyway? Oh, I know. Not you.)