ONE DAY A BLACK MAN WALKED IN TO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THERE! AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIM AND THE WHITE MAN SAID: "COLOURED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE."
THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...
"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK!"
"WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK!"
"WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK!"
"WHEN I'M IN THE SUN I'M BLACK!"
"WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK!"
"WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK!"
BUT YOU SIR!...
"WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK!"
"WHEN YOUR SICK YOU TURN GREEN!"
"WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED!"
"WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE!"
"WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE!"
"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DIS MY COLOUR!"
THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY!
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