Lucas Lanthier is actually a werewolf!
Cactus tastes like pain!
Mad science is the best kind of science!
But he's wearing dashing shoes. You can't escape a gentleman in dashing shoes.
Well I... wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but no, I'm not a ho-mo-sekshual...
I've had worse... 'tis but a scratch... 'tis just a flesh wound!
They're all a bunch of Nazi conformist cheerleaders, and douchebag vampire kid wannabe boners.
Please do not say such... nauseating things.
I'm The War on Indifference. I used to have an About Me section, but it annoyed me so I deleted it. I might do the same to you, but probably not. Too much effort.
18 year old Pretentious Goth Kid perpetually apathetic homofagual ambiguously gendered cancer zombie with far too much time on my hands. That's most of what you'll need to know.
My formspring. Ask me things which make no sense, or let loose a torrent of obscenities and outrageous accusations. I'll find both quite entertaining.
My Last.fm, where you may indulge in assorted, quality underground musics.
My tumblr, in which I b***h about Social Justice things and contradict everything I've ever said on Gaia. People grow up, I guess.