TO THE KIND BENEFACTOR OF THE BUCK TEETH:
When I saw that I had a new PM, I just knew. I just knew someone had realized my talent and beauty and had decided to gift me something wonderful. And I was not disappointed. This was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me in my entire life. I love you. I will never be quite able to thank you enough for this or express how happy you made me, but the least I can do is shower you with hair. Lots and lots of hair.