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Koujabae Report | 04/26/2015 11:04 am
Koujabae
holy shiit load of ********
2triider go 2crew your2elf iin the a22.
okay yeah iim back from my journey. and for your question, no ii diidnt leave KK anywhere. he 2iimply told me that we 2hould move on our 2eparate way2.
for all ii know he'2 probably wiith TZ or 2omethiing.
Priince of Heart Report | 12/22/2014 10:04 am
Priince of Heart
Omfg Lil' man.
This is the best
Did you buy the art or?..
Priince of Heart Report | 10/17/2014 6:01 pm
Priince of Heart
Nice jacket, Lil' man.
*plays with it*
It's cool.
Ironic even.
Seragayki Report | 07/22/2014 9:39 pm
Seragayki
OH GREAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT STRIDER.
YOURE POSSIBLY HERE TO ******** ANNOY ME ARENT YOU.
WELL FOR YOUR INFORMATION SHITHEAD I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THROW AT ME.
OH AND MUST I SAY THAT YOUR "RYHMES" ARE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK THEY ARE.
IN OTHER WORDS, YOU SUCK a** YOU ******** BULGEMUNCHER.
GO RUN TO YOUR LITTLE HEIR WHY DONT YOU.
BECAUSE YOU SURELY ARENT WELCOME HERE WITH ALL OF THE STUPIDEST s**t YOU THROW AT PEOPLE.
NO WONDER YOURE CALLED A p***k.

*has clearly made a good enough point here* =v=
Seragayki Report | 06/29/2014 12:37 am
Seragayki
OH JOHN LIKES YOU ALRIGHT.
YOU JUST HAVENT GOT A CHANCE TO SEE HIM;
HE LOVES TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU, HE ACTS COMPLETLY DUMB WHEN YOURE AROUND.
TELL ME THAT DOESNT TELL YOU THAT HE HAS RED FEELINGS ABOUT YOU.

I DID? DOES THAT MEAN I GOT YOU BACK, OR WHAT YOU SHITBAGS CALL 'PAYBACK'?
I FEEL VICTORIOUS.
Koujabae Report | 06/26/2014 10:59 pm
Koujabae
now youre 2tartiing two pii22 me off.
ok 2triider. be the liittle priick you are. youll 2oon get a foot up your a22.
Koujabae Report | 06/26/2014 10:12 pm
Koujabae
are you tryiing two pii22 off my mate2priite or 2omethiing?
ii can tell iif he2 pii22ed off.
Seragayki Report | 06/26/2014 4:43 pm
Seragayki
OH COD.
YOU KNOW STRIDER, YOU WOULDN'T BE HAPPY IF YOUR ******** COMMENT VIRGINITY WAS STOLEN.
PSH. SOLLUX IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
...
MAYBE.
AND WHAT OF IT. I KNOW YOU AND EGDERP HAVE RED FEELINGS TOWARDS EACH OTHER.
BUT, OF COURSE THE MOST LOWEST OF HUMAN INTELLECTS WOULD KNOW HOW THE OTHER REALLY FEELS ABOUT THEM.
NOT LIKE YOU GIVE TWO SHITS IF HE DOES OR NOT.

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My name is DAVE. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. My BEDROOM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and my FAN is cranked. Arguably even more cranked would be my FLY BEATS, which brings us to my variety of INTERESTS. A cool dude like me is sure to have plenty. I have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with my TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. I like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT ME. I collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. I am an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate my own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. I maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, I won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.

What will you do?

===>care to be friends with me
===>leave this ironic and cool dude a comment
===>wanna chat for a bit
 

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