"Drinking Scotch is the best way to live your life until you die."
-- Ron Burgundy to Stephen Colbert.
This is Ron Burgundy,
reporting digitally from my very own home onto the internet.
You may know me as that guy from Anchorman. The story of my LIFE! The life in which I lived in. Oh, the drama. Oh, the sex. Oh, Baxter. I'm glad he's back!
Well, anyway, you all know me. If you don't, I reccommend you purchase Anchorman and watch it FIVE TIMES.
You stay classy San Diego.
P.S. Give me a call. I would like to hear from you. My number is
People are donating TO ME and not someone else?! That makes me feel special. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? =D
Eggy the Pirate. Grey slacks, fatty stomach.
LilBitNekoKiwi. 100g & Blue 70s jacket. (ALSO GIVING ME A LOT OF COMMENTS!)
~[ Apple Pie ]~. Paper cap (lols@ghettohat).
Sauce Packet. 666g. (ANTICHRIST)
[Ariel]. Heart-shaped box!
Buy One Get One Free. Black Tux shoes + Gray Businessman top-thing.
She Kicked Him In The Vag. 750g.
The Infamous V. MORE COMMENTS THAN ANY OTHER INDIVIDUAL HAS GIVEN TO ME. D:< (ilu V)
ScaredCrow the Spiffy. For 99g and a ticket to the gun show.
Ray Kage. That blue 70s jacket.
Instantanious Fart. Black Breifcase.
FAN ART IN JOURNAL!
AUTOGRAPH IN JOURNAL!
OTHER FAN STUFF... IN JOURNAL!
ICONS OF ME FOUND ON INTERNET... HERE!
I'm an original kucking faian.
is my homedog. He is amazing, and also one of my best friends!
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The Journal of Ron Burgundy--not you
This is my journal. The online journal of me, Ron Burgundy. I have never been a girl, so I have never found the importance of having a journal. So, in short, I shall write you random passages if you care to read every once in a blue sun.