Birthday: 08/18
SUPER MAN IS CRAZY!!!!
VILLIANS
HEROES
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born, I was BLACK " "When I grew up, I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick, I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold, I'm BLACK, " "When I die, I'll be BLACK." "But, you sir..." "When you are born, you're PINK". "When you grow up, you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun, you turn RED, " "When you're cold, you turn BLUE, " "And when you die, you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your profile if you HATE racism
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down I'm scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love me Girl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug -She gave him a big hug- Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. ---- In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead, he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if it meant that he would die
BOY: I love her more than the air i breath. GIRL: Well I'm always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL: What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL:Then tell her. BOY: She won't like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: What do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY:Oh... She won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did. GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page. GUYS- If u are man enough you won�t have a problem putting it in ur sit
The Femme Fatale Did I misspell that if so leave a comment
Comments
View All Comments
to anger me. But for me not to "cause trouble" It would lead to my death. And I refuse to die untill my beloved wife is
cured.~The gigantic suited man forwarded his on his path as he was on a rampage to find the one
woman he had cared about. In fact she whas the only person he
cared about. as he took the forst step a loud thump occurd.~