The Real BananaCarrot

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Last Login: 05/12/2017 10:37 pm

Gender: Male

Birthday: 04/26

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Name:Thereon Chief (The-Air-EE-in)
Age:20
Race: First Nations (Native American)
Location: Canada, Saskatchewan
About: I enjoy talking with people, and may come off as immature, but you`d be surprised on how level headed and mature I am. But you can`t really show that on this site. I enjoy making people laugh, and am always trying to get people to like me, as I am known to adapt to any situation depending on the circumstance. I`m not one to be very passionate about anything really, because I prefer to just go with the flow and make use of what cards were dealt to me. For the most part I am a happy/neutral guy, as I don't really care for emotions. I am quick to anger, but equally quick to forgive. I don't do sadness or don't cry, ever. I'm your average weeb, and have a very particular music taste. I'm as average as a guy gets, but my real redeeming factor is my personality. I don't smoke, or do drugs, I have had alcohol but I don't care for it or it's taste. Most of my time goes into gaming ie: League of Legends, Overwatch etc.
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Milkiebabe Report | 02/21/2017 12:50 am
Milkiebabe
[align=center]Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!


I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet a**.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.


Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.


I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
Milkiebabe Report | 02/21/2017 12:40 am
Milkiebabe
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Milkiebabe Report | 02/20/2017 6:35 pm
Milkiebabe
"In the daytime I’m Marinette
Just a normal girl with a normal life
But there’s something about me that no one knows yet
‘Cause I have a secret

I live a life that’s full of fun
It keeps me sharp and on the run
When evil comes I find a way
To use my force and save the day!

Oh oh oh, life’s got me spinning round
Oh oh oh, my feet are off the ground
Oh oh oh, and when the sun goes down
You better hang around!

It’s Ladybug, jumping above
My power is on when things go wrong
It’s Ladybug, the Lucky Charm
My magic is on, always so strong!

They look at me and think I’m cool
I’m Chat Noir, at night I rule
My ring is charged with energy
My claws are out, just watch and see

Oh oh oh! Oh, no you’ll never know
Oh oh oh! My force can only grow
Oh oh oh! And when the moon is out
You better hang around

It’s Ladybug, jumping above
My power is on when things go wrong
It’s Ladybug, the Lucky Charm
My magic is on, always so strong

Another day, I'm back at school
I think about him, he's so cool
He looks at me, I look away
But does he see me anyway

Oh oh oh! He's got me spinning 'round
Oh oh oh! My feet are off the ground
Oh oh oh! And when the sun goes down, that's when I become

It’s Ladybug, jumping above
My power is on when things go wrong
It’s Ladybug, the Lucky Charm
The magic is on, always so strong!

I am a cat, just chillin' out
But in the night, she's all I think about
I feel so strong, when she's around
She picks me up when I am down

Oh oh oh! Oh no, you'll never know
Oh oh oh! My love can only grow
Oh oh oh! And when I see her smile, that's when she becomes

It’s Ladybug, jumping above
My power is on when things go wrong
It’s Ladybug, the Lucky Charm
The magic is on, always so strong

It’s Ladybug
It’s Ladybug, jumping around
It’s Ladybug, the Lucky Charm
My magic is on, always so strong
It’s Ladybug!"





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- T o f a y - Report | 02/20/2017 12:48 am
- T o f a y -
I feel so violated.
Milkiebabe Report | 02/13/2017 11:33 pm
Milkiebabe
Damn boi, can I pls have a commission?????
kibbX Report | 02/13/2017 10:57 pm
kibbX
Happy Valentines Day

emotion_bigheart
DeadSoulEater Report | 02/10/2017 4:04 pm
DeadSoulEater
and i will do it
DeadSoulEater Report | 02/10/2017 3:28 pm
DeadSoulEater
id like to hit you with a bat smile
Cruxis Fiend Report | 09/21/2016 1:59 pm
Cruxis Fiend
Niiiice headgear! (Umbreon inspired I see)
Cruxis Fiend Report | 09/16/2016 10:08 am
Cruxis Fiend
bananaxcarrot new OTP
 

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