AboutHey, My name is Chris. I live in Ontario, Canada. I am a huge fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs, as you can probably tell from my profile.. I'm a pretty normal guy, truth be told. I don't smoke, do drugs etc, hell, I don't even litter. I'm a law-abiding citizen, though I wasn't always. I used to smoke a bit of weed here and there, nothing too serious, and truth be told, my only reason for not smoking weed is because it is illegal. I'm fairly open-minded, have no problems with other people, races, religions, sexual orientations, etc. I work a lot so I'm not on Gaia often, but when I am, I'm usually in the ED or the GD if I'm in a lighthearted mood. I am 21 years old (at the time of writing this May 31 2013, who know when I'll update this next) and my life's goal is to become a Police Officer. I can listen to pretty much any type of music, but I especially like Country music.
Now, enjoy these quotes:
You know... I want to live in a normal family for once. I want to have rules... I want to have a curfew... I want to be grounded for sleeping with a 35 year old schizophrenic. - Agusten Burroughs
A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven. - Jean Chretien
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
-- Frankie Boyle
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
-- G.W. Bush
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
-- G.W. Bush
"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."
-- G.W. Bush
When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticise or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home.
-- Winston Churchill
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
-- Charles De Gaulle.
"Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-- Keppel Enderbery.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
-- Louis Hector Berlioz