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The Porcupine Paradox

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Last Login: 02/06/2011 8:30 pm

Gender: Female

Location: Under a rock

Birthday: 04/15

About The Paradox

Hey.
My name is Lindaversaveamuffintatacake La Smith the IV, but you can call me Melody.
AND I CAN'T SING SO DON'T ASK IF I CAN. GEEZ.
Oh, and I'm 19.
I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR GAIA. D: Seriously considering deleting this account. Never go on here anymore. This is the first time I've logged on in like a year or two. It was like stepping back in time.

MY HOBBIES:
-SKIPPING BUT NOT BAREFOOT. THAT s**t'S HARDCORE.
-TYPING IN CAAAAPS

I DISLIKE:
-PROBABLY YOU. [UNLESS YOU'RE SPIFFY.]
-Papercuts

MY PERKS:
- I'M GENEROUS. I DONATE RANDOMLY. BUT DON'T ASK ME OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO GO CRAZY WHITE GIRL ON YOU.
-I CAN BE NICE IF I FEEL LIKE IT.
-I'M ALSO PRETTY AVERAGE. IF THAT'S NOT SPECIAL, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. /SARCASM

MY FAILURES:
-Mathematics
-AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE... YEAH I SAID IT.

THINGS I HATE LESS:
-THOSE PSYCHOIPATHS THAT I ROAM THE TOWN WITH IN MY FREE TIME
-VIDEO GAMES/xbox live... it'd be awesome if you gave me your gamertag if you play. Then we can kill zombies together.
-The GD... not sure if the new crowd still calls it that but I'm kind of old at this Gaia thing so I'm gonna stick with what it was called a few years ago.
-LITERATURE
-THE WORD "BALDERDASH"
-MOVIES
-MUSIC
-ASTROLOGY/MYTHOLOGY/SCIENCE/BIOLOGY/ART
-NOT BEING SPECIFIC
-CAPS LOCK
-EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS
-GIVING LITTLE BRATS THE "SKIPPY" STARE

YOU'VE WON A PRIZE IF YOU READ THIS ENTIRE ABOUT ME SECTION.
YOUR PRIZE IS USLESS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ME.
LUCKY YOU.
(NOW GO FETCH ME A POTTED PLANT SO THAT I MAY SET IT FREE, THEN I CAN TELL THE OWNERS JUST HOW NICE THAT WAS OF ME).
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avatar below made of pure win:
(lol @ teenage mothers portrayed over the internet)





DONATORS/GIFT GIVERS: (thankyou so much)

Parasite Of Failure - ghosthunter's jet pack & a cuddlefish
umletsc89 - White Holographic Eyepiece
Layona - 2k, ruby beach sandals, 25 tickets, 3 lovely genie arm bangles
Parasite Of Failure - Doves
Mime Taxidermy - Blow dryer
Se Faire Belle - Blow Dryer <3
Crack Princess - 1k
-Genocidal Waffles- (...) mood bubble
(Sorry if I forgot you. TELL ME IF I DID.)

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kastristar Report | 05/13/2009 10:35 pm
kastristar
Ohmigosh. I feel awful that I made you wait so long. DDDDDx I'm sorry.
Well, enjoy your very belated gift. ^^;;;;;;
kastristar Report | 04/17/2009 4:01 pm
kastristar
I'm sure. :3 I don't feel like I need anything either, and maybe karma has come to repay you for something nice you did?
I don't quite remeber, but I think it was Kung Fu Panda. xD
kastristar Report | 04/14/2009 7:45 pm
kastristar
I'd say happy Birthday, but it's not till tomarrow.
And I always forget if I don't send a message when I get a PM. sad
So. Happy Pre-Birthday.
Daiyu Report | 03/19/2009 2:41 pm
Daiyu
WHY THANK YOU SWEET CHEEKS!
Doctor_Sunday Report | 03/13/2009 4:56 pm
Doctor_Sunday
Mmhhh..
No.
We just watched the trailers and later one a real time testing.
Seemed promissing
Doctor_Sunday Report | 03/11/2009 2:21 am
Doctor_Sunday
Not too busy, but we get your drift.
We are addicted to a game called hexagon.
4 defeats until we learned how to play it and one tie.
Doctor_Sunday Report | 03/01/2009 7:06 am
Doctor_Sunday
We feel fine.

HAve you been busy?
Doctor_Sunday Report | 02/18/2009 9:34 am
Doctor_Sunday
Hello.

How are you?
Doctor_Sunday Report | 01/14/2009 8:34 am
Doctor_Sunday
WE like your profile, but it causes us seizures.
Doctor_Sunday Report | 01/13/2009 2:45 am
Doctor_Sunday
We are glompies.

But this guild we became part of, prefers the term "Glombie".

You cab also call us 2k8 zombies, since it's the term tektek uses.

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