My name is Lindaversaveamuffintatacake La Smith the IV, but you can call me Melody.
AND I CAN'T SING SO DON'T ASK IF I CAN. GEEZ.
Oh, and I'm 19.
I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR GAIA. D: Seriously considering deleting this account. Never go on here anymore. This is the first time I've logged on in like a year or two. It was like stepping back in time.
-SKIPPING BUT NOT BAREFOOT. THAT s**t'S HARDCORE.
-TYPING IN CAAAAPS
-PROBABLY YOU. [UNLESS YOU'RE SPIFFY.]
- I'M GENEROUS. I DONATE RANDOMLY. BUT DON'T ASK ME OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO GO CRAZY WHITE GIRL ON YOU.
-I CAN BE NICE IF I FEEL LIKE IT.
-I'M ALSO PRETTY AVERAGE. IF THAT'S NOT SPECIAL, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. /SARCASM
-AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE... YEAH I SAID IT.
THINGS I HATE LESS:
-THOSE PSYCHOIPATHS THAT I ROAM THE TOWN WITH IN MY FREE TIME
-VIDEO GAMES/xbox live... it'd be awesome if you gave me your gamertag if you play. Then we can kill zombies together.
-The GD... not sure if the new crowd still calls it that but I'm kind of old at this Gaia thing so I'm gonna stick with what it was called a few years ago.
-THE WORD "BALDERDASH"
-NOT BEING SPECIFIC
-GIVING LITTLE BRATS THE "SKIPPY" STARE
YOU'VE WON A PRIZE IF YOU READ THIS ENTIRE ABOUT ME SECTION.
YOUR PRIZE IS USLESS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ME.
(NOW GO FETCH ME A POTTED PLANT SO THAT I MAY SET IT FREE, THEN I CAN TELL THE OWNERS JUST HOW NICE THAT WAS OF ME).
avatar below made of pure win:
(lol @ teenage mothers portrayed over the internet)
DONATORS/GIFT GIVERS: (thankyou so much)
Parasite Of Failure - ghosthunter's jet pack & a cuddlefish
umletsc89 - White Holographic Eyepiece
Layona - 2k, ruby beach sandals, 25 tickets, 3 lovely genie arm bangles
Parasite Of Failure - Doves
Mime Taxidermy - Blow dryer
Se Faire Belle - Blow Dryer <3
Crack Princess - 1k
-Genocidal Waffles- (...) mood bubble
(Sorry if I forgot you. TELL ME IF I DID.)