Hey. My name is Lindaversaveamuffintatacake La Smith the IV, but you can call me Melody. AND I CAN'T SING SO DON'T ASK IF I CAN. GEEZ. Oh, and I'm 19. I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR GAIA. D: Seriously considering deleting this account. Never go on here anymore. This is the first time I've logged on in like a year or two. It was like stepping back in time.
MY HOBBIES: -SKIPPING BUT NOT BAREFOOT. THAT s**t'S HARDCORE. -TYPING IN CAAAAPS
I DISLIKE: -PROBABLY YOU. [UNLESS YOU'RE SPIFFY.] -Papercuts
MY PERKS: - I'M GENEROUS. I DONATE RANDOMLY. BUT DON'T ASK ME OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO GO CRAZY WHITE GIRL ON YOU. -I CAN BE NICE IF I FEEL LIKE IT. -I'M ALSO PRETTY AVERAGE. IF THAT'S NOT SPECIAL, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. /SARCASM
MY FAILURES: -Mathematics -AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE... YEAH I SAID IT.
THINGS I HATE LESS: -THOSE PSYCHOIPATHS THAT I ROAM THE TOWN WITH IN MY FREE TIME -VIDEO GAMES/xbox live... it'd be awesome if you gave me your gamertag if you play. Then we can kill zombies together. -The GD... not sure if the new crowd still calls it that but I'm kind of old at this Gaia thing so I'm gonna stick with what it was called a few years ago. -LITERATURE -THE WORD "BALDERDASH" -MOVIES -MUSIC -ASTROLOGY/MYTHOLOGY/SCIENCE/BIOLOGY/ART -NOT BEING SPECIFIC -CAPS LOCK -EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS -GIVING LITTLE BRATS THE "SKIPPY" STARE
YOU'VE WON A PRIZE IF YOU READ THIS ENTIRE ABOUT ME SECTION. YOUR PRIZE IS USLESS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ME. LUCKY YOU. (NOW GO FETCH ME A POTTED PLANT SO THAT I MAY SET IT FREE, THEN I CAN TELL THE OWNERS JUST HOW NICE THAT WAS OF ME). ---- avatar below made of pure win: (lol @ teenage mothers portrayed over the internet)
DONATORS/GIFT GIVERS: (thankyou so much)
Parasite Of Failure - ghosthunter's jet pack & a cuddlefish umletsc89 - White Holographic Eyepiece Layona - 2k, ruby beach sandals, 25 tickets, 3 lovely genie arm bangles Parasite Of Failure - Doves Mime Taxidermy - Blow dryer Se Faire Belle - Blow Dryer <3 Crack Princess - 1k -Genocidal Waffles- (...) mood bubble (Sorry if I forgot you. TELL ME IF I DID.)