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Name: Assbot 3000 Kang

Age: No longer a shota!

Sex: I have flat tits, but puberty raped my face.

Political View: I don't rally in a square for three weeks to throw my P.M out, but yeah, my P.M sux dix.

Location: french wench, and snow, my life is awful, ANGST ANGST ANGST

Occupation: Government funded university student, as well as grocery b***h

Race: Last place, I'm fat.

Ethnicity: Oh, ok, hahahaha ******** you; Indonesian.

Status: Poisoned, I need an Antidote Herb.

Hobbies: Video games, Classical Music (Baroque era, mainly), collecting noods videos, smoking in front of children, not having productive hobbies

Did I mention I'm a vegetarian like all my life?

Build: Too fat, 180 lbs, I hate everything, so I eat to cope with this

Religion: Not an a*****e Atheist, so it really doesn't matter

Height: Assumed to be taller than you

Shoe size: Fetishists love it

Writing hand: Too hipster to be right handed

Account Worth: 10,968,604
Estimated with known marketplace values on 4/19/12

Personality: I hate everyone.

Most biggest obsession right now: hating everything, it's surprisingly satisfying!

What I hate:
everything
everyone
me
rants that don't pertain to my interest
Neopets (junior_lord_celice, add me!)
spiders
People who say they are Final Fantasy fans, but only played VII
People who go to class stoned.
Kingdom Hearts.
People who want to move to Japan for some stupid reason.
Marijuana logic
Marth fanboys (Leaf plzkthx)
Bio20
People who expect me to read tl;dr s**t. D<
Square Enix, Enix was better alone anyway
Vega GET OUT OF THE BACKGROUND AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
Art class I suck at drawing, okay? D;
Squall =/= Leon
Negative status effects on RPGs
Grammar Nazis
Interpreting cryptic poems and s**t.
Anti conformists- b***h I conform to anti conform the anti conformists!
CB regs.
99% of the Fire Emblem fanbase
90% of the Fire Emblem series
90% of the VGD
Phone calls at 3AM when I'm actually sleeping for once
Waiting for my new license
Your tits
Job interviews
Sensitive pimples on my elbow
Measuring in cm opposed to feet and lbs -> kg hahaha ******** you, use Google
Furries
The overuse of the word "overrated" and "underrated"
Having to s**t exactly after having a refreshing shower
No toilet paper so I have to waddle across the bathroom for a new roll
Roller coaster rides that go upside-down
Other fellow nostalgiafags
FE7 buttholes who think they're important because they played that one
When final bosses have a third or forth or 48th form
"But thou must" - especially come house chore time
Onions
Garlic
Lulzy gas prices
Shitty university classes
Sight reading
Playing legato sixteenth notes in a solo
When megacryometeors randomly crash into my a*****e
Ghosts
Waking up and all ughhhhhh cause brushing my teeth is lots of effort
When I have a booger sticking out, but no one has the balls to tell me
Atheists, worst of the bunch
Going to bed on time and waking up an an obscene hour.
Pepsi
Everyone in all my university classes.
Everyone for that matter
Did I mention I hate everyone?
Final Fantasy
Chrono Trigger
Anything not Classical music
Twinks
Golden Sun
phones
taking phone calls
making phone calls
Persona
Earthbound
the sun
summer
Going to bed on time, only to be woken up at 12am by various people
Pokemon
New fans who come into whatever and ruin everything for me
Fellow pretentious assholes
Pricks who constantly change the conversation
People over-paranoid about this SOPA garbage
Zombie-apocalypse, you're stupid.
People who overuse memes
People who make claims, but offer no support to back it up
People who brag about going on 4chan and hotlink 90% of their images from there
Essays
Classmates who talk to the prof and drag the session out, shut the ******** up
Paranormal believers, you're all dumb and I hate you all
Profs who make their study guides 17 pages long, hahaha ******** you too RLST
Mass gatherings of people
Anyone younger than eighteen
Anyone in high school
The lack of MegaUpload
Your life, idgaf, so shut up
People who make phone calls on the bus
Overaggressive people on the bus, I just want to sit there and FML in peace
The person who always answers in class, I just want to sit there in awkward silence
Having to talk in any circumstance
Impatience
The new seasons of MADtv
Fellow weeaboos
The average Youtube commenter
Torrents
Elitism when it's least expected
My hair
People with long nails who bring their laptops to class sadfasrgarsgfasdfe
Those who brag about their sexual "achievements"
Interlopers
Average fanbase to any game
Modern gaming consoles and games
Artists, especially those who are overly critical about another's artwork
Lurkers
My decision to take Logic instead of Math, I'm sure Math've made a lot more sense
Mothers who go anywhere with their children who are known to cry a lot
Customers
Venus
Uneducated heathens /elitist





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What I love:
Neptune
David Bowie
J.S Bach
Antonio Vivaldi
Marin Marais
La Petite Sirene
Harpsichords
Lutes
Random sayings
Oprah Winfrey
The Dragon Quest/Warrior Series
Suikoden series
SaGa series
Raspberries
Lisps
Multi people MSN conversations
That guy on the Atlantica Ad years back whose nose looks like a p***s
Little Britain TV show
Crazy cat ladies
Lesbianism
Coka Cola
Webster's Dictionary
RyuXKen fangirl yaoi pairings
Bad puns
Square and Enix when they were separate just like that.
Boobs
Singular celled organisms.
Sailor Moon
Valkyrie Profile series
Breath of Fire series
Lemon iced tea
Weird laughter
Random comments
Scissoring
Bob Dole.
1% of the Fire Emblem fanbase
10% of the VGD
Three whole ******** Fire Emblem games
Fire Emblem Thracia 776
Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy War
Fire Emblem Mystery of the Emblem
Shining Force
Woodcutters (especially from Talis)
Princess Peach Diaries
The internet meme: "fgsfds"
Lrn's asscheeks
Quote towers/chains
Stroganoff (vegelesbian kind of course)
3am Slurpee runs
Being called a slut for no reason at all
How Mario smiles when he dies
Incense and Peppermint
Flying beds
Temporary Identification Cards
Burger King's veggie burgers
snow
Toasters
The Beatles
Vicky Pollard
thongs
toilets
baseball
Street Fighter
cigarettes
Google Image
2girls1cup
wench
french wench
SADNESS
DESPAIR
AGONY
ANGST, ANGST, ANGST
Ice cream sandwiches
Sleeping my life away
Procrastination
People who hate everything
fml 4 lyfe
hating everything
hating everyone
uggghghghgh
Torrenting porn, and many other things
Taking the bus, provided there aren't any ******** on the bus
Not realizing I've been stalking someone until it's too late and I scare them
Books n' s**t
Flying directly into hell

My signs:



A Beautiful Mistake's sign. ILU <33333



Anorectic-Pandas sign.



jadehowler's sign. <3



i love the rain134's sign : D


B L ! S S' sign, dayum gurl tatz hawt.



[disgusting]'s sign, gross.



lmfaoresa and Strawberry Puff's sign(s) - more beautiful ladies like them need to make signs for me.

MAKE ME MORE BITCHES!