You are here. Why are you in my lair? Surely you were not invited, and unwelcome visitors do not last long.
That's rude, you say? Why yes, it is, but villains rarely feel the need to be mannerly, and I am a villain. The best one you'll ever see, so remember that.
It is unwise to cross me, as those who do meet ... unpleasant ends. So do try to stay in my good graces, as I just replaced the flooring after the last incident