Registered: 10/30/2008

Gender: Male

Location: Venus

Occupation: Cultist

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Hi. I'm Matt and I am a single man. I'm currently not looking to start a relationship, so all you lovely single ladies can go stand in line somewhere else. I currently live in the sunshine state of Florida, where the grass doth grow and the sharks doth eat man. I enjoy working out, wherever I can, of course, and music. I play bass, keyboard and I happen to be learning saxophone at this very moment in time. I occasionally read some literature, mostly Shakespeare, though. Never enough time for such menial things when you can worship Satan and write the most brutal jazz music that has ever grace humankind.
I consider myself an illiterate caveman; incapable of even the slightest unremarkable, grammatically correct sentences that every other average human being can construct. However, I do consider myself the epitome of devout Satan worship. My overly zealous litanies can be heard echoing across the Floridian coasts.
Until I feel like adding more details about myself, you'll just have to wait for more. Take care, strangers.

If you find me even the slightest of interesting, which I doubt, you can continue to oogle me with your soft, pudgy eyes by clicking these links below.

Damn good art by Realistic illusion
A few more in-depth details regarding the Mattsby's long-lived life

Whiny Kids
League of Legends

The Great Mattsby
in the flesh

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Also Known As:
Fury Road
The Great Ghuleh
Axel Cyde

Here's to you, my dear friends. I love you with all my heart.

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Crimson Rozu Report | 03/25/2015 8:01 pm
Crimson Rozu
Hi Matt,
Wow, I saw your photos.
You look exquisite. smile
XxKinari the lost soulxX Report | 03/25/2015 12:30 pm
XxKinari the lost soulxX
FAJA! Hollo.
Heinicus_Maximus Report | 03/15/2015 11:04 am
Crimson Rozu Report | 03/15/2015 1:03 am
Crimson Rozu
Thank you, I appreciate it.
I will send you a message because this private.
Crimson Rozu Report | 03/13/2015 12:52 pm
Crimson Rozu
My day was good yesterday. I hungout with my friend and I had a manicure done as well. Yours?
Heinicus_Maximus Report | 03/11/2015 3:42 pm
yes, they are totally not noobly at all. it declares how i am an interesting member of society and have certain skills.
Crimson Rozu Report | 03/10/2015 7:46 pm
Crimson Rozu
It''s actually getting quite warm here, which means it's time to unpack my spring clothes. xD
Yeah, it's kinda miserable not having a lot of my friends and family around but oh well, it's my choice to go to this university. neutral
Crimson Rozu Report | 03/10/2015 2:41 pm
Crimson Rozu
Ohhhh, what did you have at the Oaks?
*Hugs back* Yeah, I know I will.
I just feel like this area is strange, Northern Cal is different than Southern Cal...-.-
How's your day?
Crimson Rozu Report | 03/09/2015 7:38 pm
Crimson Rozu
Cool, where did you get dinner?
I don't know, I mean school is okay now. I'm just tired and nauseated. Kinda homesick.
Crimson Rozu Report | 03/07/2015 8:36 pm
Crimson Rozu
I'm doing well, I'm getting tired and dizzy from school.
Thank gosh that Spring Break is almost here.
I also went on a 3 mile hike with my friend and her boyfriend today.
How was your day, Matty McMatt Matt?
Yea, it's getting warm here too.
I guess it's time to take out my spring/summer clothes.
I usually wear skirts, dresses, or capris, NOT SHORT SHORTS, HELLLL NO.....


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