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Registered: 10/30/2008

Gender: Male

Location: Venus

Occupation: Cultist

Likes:
Working Out
Video Games
Life
Music
Reading
Relaxation


Hi. I'm Matt and I am a single man. I'm currently not looking to start a relationship, so all you lovely single ladies can go stand in line somewhere else. I currently live in the sunshine state of Florida, where the grass doth grow and the sharks doth eat man. I enjoy working out, wherever I can, of course, and music. I play bass, keyboard and I happen to be learning saxophone at this very moment in time. I occasionally read some literature, mostly Shakespeare, though. Never enough time for such menial things when you can worship Satan and write the most brutal jazz music that has ever grace humankind.
I consider myself an illiterate caveman; incapable of even the slightest unremarkable, grammatically correct sentences that every other average human being can construct. However, I do consider myself the epitome of devout Satan worship. My overly zealous litanies can be heard echoing across the Floridian coasts.
Until I feel like adding more details about myself, you'll just have to wait for more. Take care, strangers.

If you find me even the slightest of interesting, which I doubt, you can continue to oogle me with your soft, pudgy eyes by clicking these links below.
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Dislikes:
Manga
Anime
J-RPG's
Whiny Kids
League of Legends
MATH



The Great Mattsby
in the flesh

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Also Known As:
Kulde
Anundr
Fury Road
Sinification
The Great Ghuleh
Axel Cyde

Here's to you, my dear friends. I love you with all my heart.

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Yui Ichijou Report | 03/01/2015 5:36 pm
Yui Ichijou
Why am I not surprised that you're not surprised?
JekylI Report | 03/01/2015 3:27 pm
JekylI
PRAISE THE WHITE MAN!
Yui Ichijou Report | 03/01/2015 2:24 pm
Yui Ichijou
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JekylI Report | 03/01/2015 2:21 pm
JekylI
YEAHHH BABY!

I'M HERE ALRIGHT!
Yui Ichijou Report | 03/01/2015 2:13 pm
Yui Ichijou
Who is this Michelle and why does she have your d**k
is this like the Bobbitt case again?
Yui Ichijou Report | 03/01/2015 2:05 pm
Yui Ichijou
AND I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR IMOUTO CHAN
Yui Ichijou Report | 03/01/2015 5:54 am
Yui Ichijou
YEAH

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... now what?
Yui Ichijou Report | 02/28/2015 4:43 am
Yui Ichijou
It will be six this November
yeehaw
Yui Ichijou Report | 02/27/2015 2:55 pm
Yui Ichijou
Actually, it was the cow always remembers birthdays....

Because the cow really does always remember birthdays!
Yui Ichijou Report | 02/27/2015 4:55 am
Yui Ichijou
I just went through all my comments on your old profile and I'm not too sure how to feel emotion_facepalm

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