Hi. I'm Matt and I am a single man. I'm currently not looking to start a relationship, so all you lovely single ladies can go stand in line somewhere else. I currently live in the sunshine state of Florida, where the grass doth grow and the sharks doth eat man. I enjoy working out, wherever I can, of course, and music. I play bass, keyboard and I happen to be learning saxophone at this very moment in time. I occasionally read some literature, mostly Shakespeare, though. Never enough time for such menial things when you can worship Satan and write the most brutal jazz music that has ever grace humankind.
I consider myself an illiterate caveman; incapable of even the slightest unremarkable, grammatically correct sentences that every other average human being can construct. However, I do consider myself the epitome of devout Satan worship. My overly zealous litanies can be heard echoing across the Floridian coasts.
Until I feel like adding more details about myself, you'll just have to wait for more. Take care, strangers.
If you find me even the slightest of interesting, which I doubt, you can continue to oogle me with your soft, pudgy eyes by clicking these links below.
Damn good art by Realistic illusion
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League of Legends
The Great Mattsby
in the flesh
Here's to you, my dear friends. I love you with all my heart.