The Fifth of Two

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My name is Nikita.
I'm 22.
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Nenieco Report | 04/24/2015 2:39 pm
I hear ya on that.

Speaking of catching your muse by the tail..
I had the most laughably stupid Vlad x Danny drabble that I wrote,
and I just..

I swear, at times my mind is like a 5 year old that giggles at the word 'poop'.

Lemme know if ya wanna read it.
It's sexy and hilarious! rofl
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 10:54 pm
The things you have at your disposal, indeed. heart

I've been in paranoia inducing situations like that;
Being hyper aware of someone intending to make me feel uncomfortable jacks my anxiety sky high.
In turn, I will whip out the sharpest thing on hand and put an eye out.

I'm glad you have such a strong sense of self; I have been working on mine for years.
It's getting better.

au is short for alternate universe

Him shrieking "Chicken Soup for the Soul" was a hoot.

..Hey....methinks I've seen that video you were talking about.
Wasn't that a pron? I saw it on Newgrounds.
I don't know what sound effects they produced to make those squelching noises..but boy howdy that was
some goood stuff.

There is one with Cyborg and Jinx..If they just left off the boo-yah at the end, it would have been perfect.

And for answering all of my comments, CONGLATURATION! A WINNER IS YOU whee
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 9:48 pm
Gotta go clean the kitchen. Will comment to the rest later 4laugh
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 9:48 pm
surprised sees all the encouraging words.

Gets down on bent knee
Would you do me the honor of ruling with me in world domination and utter fandom tyranny?
In brightest day, in blackest night, no fandom is safe from our sight heart

And you are capable of anything.
I believe this wholeheartedly, and I shan't be convinced otherwise.
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 9:43 pm
About the Lonely Soul pairing.. I have made a few..
smutty drabbles about it.

But the main one, where they would be linked together emotionally
has yet to finish percolating in my brain.
When I get a moment, I'll PM you the link to what I have written so far.

Heheheh art will follow suit, quite soon.

Animal husbandry? Oh Niki..I didn't wonder that about Vlad,
and now I do

Wait..would that mean that Maddie the cat became so big because it was preggers?? eek

I have been so tempted to write southern Vlad filthy dialog, along with other characters.
These perverted thoughts won't cease or desist, and there are times when
I emit high pitched witchy laughter for my fancies. Such laughter has worried The Turd.
Now he questions my every action. Every five minutes he prompts me with "what are you doing".
I have to be more stealthy about my headcanons.

oh godwhaddoido I have a whole LIST xd
Yes. It's hard to be a Phan and 'play nice' as it were.
I have things that tell me to ruin something, and by it's production
cackles and madness ensues. It feels so good to ruin something OMG.

Yuss you gimme that fic I will eat it up like Gov'mn't Cheese and crackers and be glad for the opportunity heart
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 9:28 pm
haha I loved the air quotes.

On seeing that statement, I have to concede to you.
I felt at first Sam was created from the observation of Babybats/Mallgoths/Kindergoths.

But I see now that isn't the case.
Very seldom do you see examples of Goths
that aren't based off satire, media hype, or nonsense.
And though Sam doesn't fall into the 'I hate you all stereotype', that befall most depictions of us darkly garbed folk,
that doesn't make her exempt from finger wagging, facepalming, or horrific cringing.

Seeing Tucker dressed as a Goth was the first time I'd ever seen a Black male as part of the subculture
and I did indeed do mah happy dance.
Yet she shoved him into the deep end (for the sake of the episode to be funny) rather than slowly show him what the lifestyle
has to offer. Sammykins, you got a lot of growing to do.

Whats funny is that in fanfiction, people do such a poor job of describing her outfit besides 'dark', 'gothy', or some other nondescript or unimaginative adjective.
I don't get up in arms about it, because most fans of the show
aren't part of any alternative subculture. Plus it's easier to talk about something you know. Eh.

Yeah the tearing the dress thing was 'funny', but unrealistic. And those paint fumes are toxic, blech.
Dying it would have been more effective, and smarter.

Oh. I didn't know you felt that way about gender pairings. But I do understand why you feel that way.

I had a funny thought that made me laugh.
"I have a pe__s and you also have said pe__s therefor you are compatible and we must mate"

Sorry, hun. I can't take my brain anywhere. Bad brain, bad! Go to your room! rofl
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 9:07 pm
o_o tell me this pairing. I must know who this individual is.

I saw a dirty pic of Darth Maul and some guy smexing it up. It was dated from around the late '90s.
And..on tumblr.. there were posted pics of Sherlock Holmes and Watson from the live action movie..
but they were photoshopped to make it look like they were legit tearing that azz up

I pulled a Herbert so quick I thought my heart was going to burst. heart heart

Kwan was the Asian football player from the show. He and Dash are best buds. I ship Kwan and Tucker
also, 'cause that episode where he was ousted from his social circle? He was so freaking happy
to hang out with Tucker and Sam and they were shown skipping about during a montage.

Skulker actually had two different voice actors during the show. I liked the first one better. It was sexier and younger sounding to my ears.

Oh lord, what if that incarnation of Vlad acted more like A Pimp Named Slickback
rofl rofl rofl

No wait.. Dirty Dee from off the Pootie Tang movie
rofl rofl
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 8:57 pm
Y'know, I have wondered for the longest just what is wrong with me.
And then it hit me that I could just possibly have Autism, or Asperger's Syndrome.

I don't have the money to get myself checked out at the moment; while this is not
a self-diagnosis, it is a viable theory and could quite possibly explain why interact with people
as I do.

Certain kinds of stimuli and input are like fireworks going off. Even music..
Get a good song goin' crunk and I have to listen to it several times until the melody is lodged in my head.

I have been taken aback, humiliated, and picked on so much that at times I bristle at the slightest provocation.
I don't fight.. but I will if necessary. Sometimes the first person holding the proverbial weapon against me
were family.

I don't talk to them much, and it surprises them to no end. If I haven't posted to Facebook in over a week,
they act like I've died off the Earth. I have forgiven..but forgetting will never be possible.

About the internet, I'm finding that it's only partially true now.
Sometimes fanfic art and content doesn't die off.. it gets re-directed to another social networking site.
If you have a favorite author, just google search them to see if they are on a different website.

And yes, I am stocking up. What is eerie is that I remember now doing this stuff in years past.
When Danny Phantom came out in '04, I already knew how to web surf, so many a time I joined blogs like
livejournal, blogspot, and I think I even had tumblr once before.

My mother didn't like the rabid giggling it elicited from me when blogging about certain fandom topics.
She worried that people on the other side of the monitor were corrupting me, so for each blog I made, it was
just as effectively, shut down.

Picture pron is easily blocked..but word pron is different.
For the imaginative, it's an all-you-can-eat buffet of sultry encounters, steamy lovemaking,
and God knows what else; a private X rated movie in your head.
My imagination would get so freaking vivid that when I daydreamed.. whoo...lemme stop.

Long story short, I am finally able to enjoy those naughty literary pastimes
It feels so good to be evil whee
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 8:37 pm
Tucker is my adopted son. I love my widdle boo
even if I do corrupt him in artwork and make him just hanker for buttsmexx rofl

Uh..from time to time I believe the show is on Nicktoons..but it's seldom.
You can catch it on, and has the complete DVD of it. So does Amazon and a handful of other online

But if you need me to, I'll get it for you.
I need to rewatch the series. My only gripe is that Season 3 is just augghhhhhh stressed
I don't care if that shiny turd is canon. It still isn't right.
The writer that they had for the first season was dropped. Don't remember why, I might need to look it up.

For the lovetucker2k15 event, someone posted links to Tucker-centered fanfics
but I don't believe I got through the whole list.
After glimpsing the first handful of fics where he's thrown under the bus or ANGSTY HE'S GONNA DIE fics I gave up.

Eventually I have found a few on fanfiction that are actually funny, considering what wee amount of character he was allowed to have
in show. And what's more, he didn't die. Nobody had to die. Fun times were had.

Sometimes when you fic hunt, you gotta put down the lemonade.
Nothing will taint your hunt faster than pr0n on the brain.

No brown eyes to be had.
Unless you checkin' up someone backside.
badum tiss

In all seriousness, no-one had brown eyes.
If I recall,: ice-blue, red, grey, teal, green, purple, and the signature neon green were prominent throughout.
Nenieco Report | 04/19/2015 8:22 pm
I can just imagine them saying that about the movie.
I'm glad though that the 'haha funny in the other kinda way' joke was brief.

If it happened at any other point other than the end, it might have dragged on longer than it should have.

Nah, they weren't paired up per se in the show. But, the way they hug each other, how they fell asleep together so
comfortably, or even how Tucker carried Danny into the hospital just feels so right. emotion_dowant
You have never made me feel uncomfortable or unhappy. I know to err is human, but by far you are
as close to emotional perfection as one could get.

another thing about Tuck? Around the time the show went into its second and final season,
I was battling wereb!tch hormones. Never in my life had I a stronger desire to

This was a wretched time in my rapidly ending young adulthood, which only made me sympathize with him
further. Also, and to put this mildly..
my sister was a fast floozy. I was not. So even with said tidal wave of hormones, I more or less channeled those desires
into just wanting ONE PERSON WHO WOULD LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM without selling out on myself or my morals.
Yet, my mother so worried I'd turn out like my older sister, did not let me date. I ping-ponged between school, worship, and the occasional
outing to the store/friend's house/library; seldom was allowed to leave the house otherwise.

I felt like I was going mad, and being punished just for being female. The only time I felt alive, even was at school with friends.
In mother's own..special way she was just safeguarding me from becoming yet another ethnic statistic.
I think for her, it worked too well.

We never talked much about what personal life I did have, and to her dismay, I do not wish for children.
Being more or less forced to babysit/mother my sister's kids seared that notion from my mind completely.
Children are a blessing, but I can only handle them for so long, and then I have to make a hasty retreat
to de-stress.

I'm glad I don't have to deal with those raging impulses anymore, and I'm certainly glad
that I no longer live anywhere near my immediate family.


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