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What miracle is this?


A man who enjoys sleep never puts a gun to his head; he just sleeps his problems away. This is because death and sleep are very similar states, due to their tranquil conflict-less characteristics. So the suicidal man can trick his brain into thinking he is dead, when he is actually just asleep.
However, it can be a very dangerous thing to trick your brain into thinking sleep and death are so related, because if a person is very tired and can't fall asleep at night, he might pick up a gun and shoot his skull across the room.
And I'm sure he'd feel pretty stupid the next morning when he finds out he traded his brain to the wall for a good night of sleep.




This giant tree.

Believe me, I am fully aware that Gaia is quite possibly the disgusting, pus-filled, hairy sphincter of the internet.
I by no means take my existence as a Gaiafag seriously.
But I have no life.
AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
(Hey, at least it's not MySpace. Eugh.)

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The Tale of That-Guy's Journey Into the Mystic Depths of That Thing I Forgot.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER. (Now with interviews!)


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Aminafo

Report | 04/26/2011 12:53 pm

Aminafo

What up.
Sinatin

Report | 05/28/2009 6:01 pm

Sinatin

<3
The Mighty Z-Rex

Report | 09/17/2008 10:28 am

The Mighty Z-Rex

I was unaware it was disabled.

I'll fix that.

But yes, Rizzo died. He is buried next to Splinter.



I'll PM my address.
Thin White Marquise

Report | 07/22/2008 9:46 pm

Thin White Marquise

If you care so much, you could simply make me a personalized profile layout thingy.
The Joy

Report | 07/22/2008 12:51 pm

The Joy

A f*****t, huh?



Tried to slip that one by me.



What a c**t.
DreamCatcherZero

Report | 05/14/2008 9:45 am

DreamCatcherZero

OMG YHALOTHER BIRTHDAY GIRL!
Kuramasan

Report | 05/08/2008 8:27 pm

Kuramasan

Your page has been quite enjoyable.

I like the format.

Adieu now.

~Aya~
7H3 31337

Report | 04/10/2008 7:04 am

7H3 31337

quite amazing profile!
Fat Dinosaur

Report | 04/07/2008 6:09 pm

Fat Dinosaur

random comment
Thin White Marquise

Report | 04/04/2008 2:10 pm

Thin White Marquise

I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT.

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