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Archon Thorne on 05/27/2015


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Caffeine Junkie. RP Addict. College Student. Closet Rebel. Frustrated Nocturnal Martian.

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Birthday: 08/30

Occupation: Professional Procrastinator and PSYCHO-logy student.


Formerly known as: kuroppoi_sumi

You may call Closet, Dark, or Rebel if you want. Heck, any variation would do.
Don't be surprised if some still call me sumi or sum-sums because of my
previous username (and only people who have been with me for a long time
and my close buds usually call me that.)

So, let's give a little bit of something about me:
I am a Martian. Yes, an alien living in a human world.
Don't be surprised about my level of weirdness and eccentricity, comes with being myself. (And shows just how comfortable I am with you.)
I am often mistaken for being a dude. Which comes to no surprise, sometimes I feel like I'm a dude trapped in the opposite sex's body.
I am a clinomaniac and an insomniac. Horrible combination I tell ya.
I am an artist and a writer. I find it easier for me to express myself with a pencil and through fictional form, hence my semi-lit tendencies in roleplaying.
(Though sadly these days I'll only RP if and only if it interests me.)
My vices of choice are not too many: coffee/caffeinated stuff, cigarettes (what I have a death wish don't judge me), books/comics, and Gaia. I just can't seem to leave this site for some reason, despite its current shitty management atm. Guess the community never fails to amaze me.
I am a closet rebel and critic. Call it passive aggression, but I don't see the need to voice out my stands unless the situation calls for it. I like to see myself more of an open-minded creature, respecting people's own opinion and practicing tolerance. Not the most patient of folks, but if your beliefs and views are different from mine I wouldn't bash you or force my own thoughts on ya.
I'm definitely a film/movie/videogame/series enthusiast, especially in the horror genre. So I'd probably have many, MANY film/series/videogame references whenever I talk, and for those who get me, yay! For those who don't, I apologize. No, not really. #sorrynotsorry
Oh and I am a believer of the Zombie Apocalypse. (It will happen folks, don't say I didn't warn ya.)
I collect and discover music. I could have one LSS for weeks on end and then listen to another one the next and have a change of heart. As hipster as this sounds, I prefer music that hasn't been heard that much, not the mainstream s**t we hear these days. Indie, alternative, acoustic, and rock genres are usually my thing, but I'm open to listening to other stuff, just not Bieber or similar s**t, oh God no spare me.
I'd like to think I was a ninja in another life, seeing as I have this tendency to lurk and stalk in the shadows most times. I was also told once that I am an assassin who is dangerous with a sword. But then again, who wouldn't be dangerous with a sword, seriously?
Contrary to popular belief, I am actually a sarcastic a*****e. But the difference with me is manners, common courtesy, and control.
Things that tick me off? Well bad grammar for one. My grammar nazi-ness kicks in like a reflex, so whether I intend to or not I will correct your grammar. I have however over time managed to control this and choose the ignore option that pops up in my head.

Wow, you actually read through that s**t. You must really be interested.
Or bored. Really, really bored.

Well if you want to get to know me more, be buddies or whatever,
you can always find me lurking somewhere. Towns, my guilds,
Forums, heck you can even shoot me a PM or something.

So yeah.

Awesome art made by awesome folks!
Feelin' the love guys.

I'm not great at advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Uchiha Roxas Report | 05/02/2015 3:51 pm
Uchiha Roxas
Bitches always be bishin'
Uchiha Roxas Report | 03/30/2015 7:14 am
Uchiha Roxas
You babe!
Uchiha Roxas Report | 03/21/2015 4:00 am
Uchiha Roxas
Are you back?
OBA Electra Report | 03/20/2015 10:56 pm
OBA Electra
yay were friends biggrin DDD
Acidic Corruption Report | 01/11/2015 7:25 am
Acidic Corruption
Do you RP in guilds?
Uchiha Roxas Report | 12/10/2014 1:40 pm
Uchiha Roxas
Oi... You... Come... Back crying
Feiyimei Report | 04/01/2014 3:36 pm
I just realized that you were the guild fair dudette :O and a previous member of the now defunct Multiverse guild.
Small rp world.
Uchiha Roxas Report | 03/06/2014 1:25 pm
Uchiha Roxas
Miss you. x
Ariah Lei Report | 02/20/2014 7:14 am
Ariah Lei
dude, is your profile suppose to blind me and anyone else who views it with its atrociously vivid yellow?
airgid90arrakis Report | 02/18/2014 3:19 am
What am I to do on Puyaters'? I feel lost sweatdrop


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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

You have no one to blame but yourself… Unless some random guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.*sarcasm sign*

I’m smiling… that alone should scare you.

Neat snowglobes are neat. Thanks xSir Sej! ^^