"This is The Amazing Wallaby!
He's from this magical universe(country)
called Australia Land, and he rides a kangaroo around town(not really)
I doubt you could find someone cooler than him(and more perverted loljkdon'tkillme)
I'm sure you could try, but it might not go too well. He can get on my nerves sometimes(Rott's worse. Wut? :'D)
but he's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything(where the ******** was I going with this again?)
OH, he also has a pet drop bear. BEWARE THE DROP BEAR!
Drop bears are unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koalas that inhabit treetops and attack their prey by dropping onto their heads from above.(it's okay, rub Vegemite behind your ears- I've heard it deters them!)