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The sound of a small bell sounds just above the solid oak door as it swings open. You can distinctly smell dust and wood in the air, much like you would walking into an old cabin out in the woods. As you look around, the old rustic shop seems as though noone has been inside for years, but then, how would you explain the lights you saw from the street? Suddenly, you catch glimpses of the small lizardlike kobolds peeking at you from behind the shelves. As you curiously step towards them, a raspy voice speaks up: "Good day, see anything that fancies ya, stranger?" You turn and standing behind the counter (that you could have sworn was empty a second ago) is a tall shadowy and downright creepy man wearing a perpetual grin and a nametag reading 'Skarekrow'. Although the man seems a bit... off, and his kobold cohorts are no more comforting, you suppose it couldn't hurt to browse the shelves of this strange store.

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Skarekrow. Aye, that's what they call me. What can I really say about myself? I've been told that I'm charming and intelligent quite often, actually. I like to think that's true! I'm also apparently a funny fellow, as I always seem to be the comedian of the group without trying to be. I'm a rather blunt fellow who believes in full honesty, so when I have something to say I almost always say it, and in detail. I'm a writer, working in both fantasy and comedy/parody and a bunch of my work is posted around Gaia. Okay, I think that sums me up well enough! Hey, feel free to leave a random comment or PM, I'm always open to good conversation so feel free to pop in and say hi!

I've been told I should put a picture of me here. Well, fine. Here ya go. It's not the best pic in the world, but I doubt I have any really good ones!
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Skarekrow's Tales Of A Whimsical If Not Somewhat Pointless Nature

I'm a thinker, a debater, and a satirist, and from what most tell me, I'm pretty funny too. Join me on my quest for "knowledge by whatever means necessary". You'll probably get some laughs, and Hell, you might even learn something.

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BelladonaEthelinda Report | 05/12/2013 6:26 pm: I love you as much as I know you...
I know you as much as I love you...
heart heart heart heart heart
Esther the Bladed Report | 05/07/2013 1:01 pm: Here's hoping. Well I have to get my a** to work, good luck at class tonight!
Esther the Bladed Report | 05/07/2013 12:57 pm: Ha nice! Yeah I saw it a second ago. Is that a remake of the old one for the Super Nintendo or is it new?
Esther the Bladed Report | 05/07/2013 12:54 pm: Ohhh Mikey Mikey Mikey... when did we get old? xd
moon light dreamer11 Report | 05/01/2013 5:40 pm: They say apples is a good waker upper. Caffeine if not that. I hope your schedual clears soon!
moon light dreamer11 Report | 05/01/2013 10:14 am: Lol I am glad! I got that sleep over the weekend and it felt so good! Oh sleep how I love you!
Thank you! I am excited to read it! =D
moon light dreamer11 Report | 05/01/2013 12:39 am: I would actually really like that! I thought the little paragraph was very creative!
(It may take a while with school work and all but) I would love to read it! biggrin
moon light dreamer11 Report | 04/30/2013 10:12 pm: That was super interesting! It actually sounds like it could make a fun manga. You should pair with someone who can draw!
Don't be sorry it was a cool read! =D
moon light dreamer11 Report | 04/30/2013 9:52 pm: Do you have a favorite thing you have written thus far?
Do you hope to pursue writing as a career?
moon light dreamer11 Report | 04/30/2013 9:45 pm: true but practice makes perfect. You will get there. ^^
Oh yeah I think you may have told me about writing. What kind of stuff was it you wrote again?

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A Little Music?

Hey! What can I get ya?

I shall cornobble you! Yes, it IS a word! Look it up!

Go ahead, ask me anything! It won't cost you much, not in THIS life, anyways!

Open a shook-up can of soda with a lightsaber! Do it!

DRINK YOUR MILK!

*stares silently*

Yarr, I be Salty Joe!

I took a cab to get here!

Where's the pizza rolls? I CAME FOR THE PIZZA ROLLS!

Show of hands, who here thinks news disasters are funny?

It's spaghetti time...

It's Al Bundy! Hi Al!

Legion of Evil-doers!!!

Squidward in...
Squidface

Canned yams!

We've secretly replaced Dr. Cox's coffee with cocaine! Let's see if he can taste the difference!

This arena sucks! Fifty gold for a beer? That's some bullshit!

The REAL 2012 Apocalypse!

Lady!!!

Always behind the curtain, he lets others take credit for the evils he's vanquished throughout history. But the time has come for the world to know it's savior, Potted Cactus!

We're influenza!

Hi!

Stop vaccinating us! We deserve a chance too!

Lick a doorknob, join the party!

MY dirty thoughts become YOUR dirty actions!

Yark! We is tech support!

Fix computer? You try hit with stick? Go try! It work! Yark yark!

R.I.P.-9/22/2010

Coily, you unspeakable b*****d!

He's taking the springs! Stop him!

*BWEEBOOP!*

Shut up!

Yark! We is security detail!

Has anyone seen Ringo???

Someone tell Ringo his pizza's here!

Ringo, where you go? Yark! Pizza here!

Ringo! Where are you? Your pizza's here!

I wonder where my pizza is?

Yark! Fringe benefits!

Skarekrow crazy! Yark! Make big insane party profile page! But it get me job so yay!

Crazy Possessed Guy

Yark! Me is night watchkobold!

DANGEROUS STEVE

Yum?

'Tis Splingblork! Terror of the seas!

Today you die, Splingblork!

Don't look into it's deadlights!

KRRRAAAH BEEE PAAAH TEEEES!

Derpenstein like friends!

Yark! Yikes, man!

SCIENCE!!!

Mmmagic!

(Oni)

Uh-oh! Invalid argument!

YARK!!! Is Sweet Tooth!

Hello, boys and girls!

Pickled beets!

Cursing is GOOD for you!

Rock paper scissors lizard Spock!

Where's Mr. Data? It's time to create hijinks!

Trekkie though I may be, I prove yet again that art is a concept which eludes me.

Thumbtacks: It's what's for dinner!

Best show EVER!