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Hey, folks! I'm Skarekrow! Took the extra moment to come check out my profile, did you? Well, that's awfully sweet of ya, thanks! So I'm assuming you want to know a little about me (the fact that you're currently reading my 'About Me' was a strong enough hint), so here goes... I like to think I'm a rather intelligent fellow with a decent sense of humor. I DO enjoy voicing my opinions in clever and humorous ways. I'm typically pretty open to nice folks, and try to be here for them if they have a problem, regardless of how long I've known them. I'm a rather blunt fellow who believes in full honesty, so when I have something to say I almost always say it, and in detail. And I'm not known to sugarcoat things either. I'm a writer, working in both fantasy and comedy/parody and a bunch of my work is posted around Gaia. Okay, I think that sums me up well enough! Hey, feel free to leave a random comment or PM, I'm always open to good conversation so feel free to pop in and say hi!

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Skarekrow's Tales Of A Whimsical If Not Somewhat Pointless Nature

I enjoy doing a bit of writing, in both the fields of fantasy and comedy/satire. Join me on my quest for "knowledge by whatever means necessary". You'll probably get some laughs, and Hell, you might even learn something.

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Raven Blood Angel Report | 11/25/2014 9:15 pm
Raven Blood Angel
Yeah how rude! I hate people who are like that.
Regardless of how awful it's going to be around our stinking families, I hope you ignore them and not let them bring YOUR spirits down, make them feel bad for making it an inconvenience to you.
I've just been reading about all the Ferguson news reports.
Apparently, if you're a pig you're above the law and can go on a willy nilly killing spree on unarmed teenagers and get a paid vacation!
Welcome to the United States of Fascism! The corporate slaves of hypocrisy!
Today Governor Nixon ordered 2,200 National Guard Troops into Ferguson.
Here in Ohio a 12 year old boy was shot and murdered by a police officer, in which the cop already got a paid vacation!
When is police brutality going to stop? When are they going to listen? We the people pay their salaries! All cops should have to wear a camera on themselves.
It's sad when a "free" country has to have a police watch group in neighborhoods because our own law enforcers are corrupt and are members of the KKK.
Instead of burning down small business companies they should have been burning down Monsanto, GMO supporters, chemical plants, and waste dump plants.
Monsanto is the biggest threat of them all. They kill us with their poison in our foods and water! To them, we're just a large experiment. GMOs is banned in 30 countries. Yet here we still let it happen.
It's okay if a large multi-billion dollar industry kills millions of people with toxic chemicals that give us cancer but if a protester points these facts out they get arrested.
Any scientist who says there's nothing wrong with Monsanto is either stupid or lying.
Then we have Florida and 32 other U.S. cities that are making it illegal to feed the homeless! The USA makes me sick. I'm ashamed to be in this country.
The biggest threat to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it.

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Raven Blood Angel Report | 11/24/2014 10:45 am
Raven Blood Angel
Can't believe Thanksgiving is in three days! sweatdrop Have any plans? Stay safe out there and feel better. User Image
Raven Blood Angel Report | 11/22/2014 1:56 pm
Raven Blood Angel
Hope you're feeling better hun. Miss you. <3
Raven Blood Angel Report | 11/20/2014 4:07 pm
Raven Blood Angel
Wow. Crazy. Never thought I'd see the day. surprised How you holding up anyway?
Raven Blood Angel Report | 11/20/2014 11:13 am
Raven Blood Angel
Can't believe you actually changed your character!!! surprised
Detective Grimm Report | 11/13/2014 6:43 am
Detective Grimm
Hey man, good luck with the meeting. Sorry I can't be there.
SoShameOnMeNow Report | 07/10/2014 6:13 pm
SoShameOnMeNow
xD maybe you should start recording it!
SoShameOnMeNow Report | 07/10/2014 5:52 pm
SoShameOnMeNow
xD s**t needs to be recorded!
SoShameOnMeNow Report | 07/10/2014 3:22 pm
SoShameOnMeNow
Omfg xD I think I'm about to pee myself
It's too funny
SoShameOnMeNow Report | 07/10/2014 2:31 pm
SoShameOnMeNow
lolol xD I can just imagine people I know saying that
 

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Hey! What can I get ya?

Go ahead, ask me anything! It won't cost you much, not in THIS life, anyways!

DRINK YOUR MILK!

*stares silently*

Yarr, I be Salty Joe!

I took a cab to get here!

Where's the pizza rolls? I CAME FOR THE PIZZA ROLLS!

Show of hands, who here thinks news disasters are funny?

It's spaghetti time...

It's Al Bundy! Hi Al!

Squidward in...
Squidface

Canned yams!

We've secretly replaced Dr. Cox's coffee with cocaine! Let's see if he can taste the difference!

I don't care if it IS the best arena in Albion, I'm not paying 50 gold for one stinkin' warm beer!

The Lady Army!

Always behind the curtain, he lets others take credit for the evils he's vanquished throughout history. But the time has come for the world to know it's savior, Potted Cactus!

We're influenza!

Hi!

Stop vaccinating us! We deserve a chance too!

Lick a doorknob, join the party!

MY dirty thoughts become YOUR dirty actions!

Yark! We is tech support!

Fix computer? You try hit with stick? Go try! It work! Yark yark!

R.I.P.-9/22/2010

Coily, you unspeakable b*****d!

He's taking the springs! Stop him!

*BWEEBOOP!*

Shut up!

Yark! We is security detail!

Has anyone seen Ringo???

Someone tell Ringo his pizza's here!

Ringo, where you go? Yark! Pizza here!

Ringo! Where are you? Your pizza's here!

I wonder where my pizza is?

How Skarekrow keep track of this place? So many picture! So many kobold!

Crazy Possessed Guy

Hi. Won't you be our neighbor?

DANGEROUS STEVE

Yum?

'Tis Splingblork! Terror of the seas!

Today you die, Splingblork!

Don't look into it's deadlights!

KRRRAAAH BEEE PAAAH TEEEES!

SCIENCE!!!

Mmmagic!

(Oni)

Uh-oh! Invalid argument!

Pickled beets!

Cursing is GOOD for you!

Rock paper scissors lizard Spock!

Where's Mr. Data? It's time to create hijinks!

Trekkie though I may be, I prove yet again that art is a concept which eludes me.

Thumbtacks: It's what's for dinner!

Best show EVER!

Hey! Is Jake Armitage!

This isn't Seattle!

Heheh! Nope!

Who ARE these people who solve the box?!

Alas, poor Yorrick, I... *snicker* I NEVER LIKED YOU!

Mr. Skarekrow is a very BAD man!

by ouija bored

Good news! It's me!

...Candygram!

Shhh... It's okay... Cowboy Worf is here now...