I'm a magical unicorn with five arms and six eyes.
I see everyone doing everything at all points of the day.
For this reason, I cannot focus on one thing for more than a few seconds before something else catches my interest.
So in short...
WOW LOOK AT THAT LIGHTNING! HOO MAN, THAT IS GONNA LEAVE ONE HELL OF A SCAR!
Oh I'm sorry, did you need something?