Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.

If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.


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Kumi Gloomy

Report | 11/15/2015 2:15 pm

Kumi Gloomy

Happy Birthday!!! emotion_c8 emotion_bigheart
Studly Sheep

Report | 10/17/2015 4:14 pm

Studly Sheep

oh hey lol
Studly Sheep

Report | 05/06/2015 7:08 pm

Studly Sheep

did some bargain hunting and nabbed two katana and my dream avi lol
now I'm bored and trying to make a space halo trooper or something with the spare gold

Report | 05/02/2014 6:37 am


wow it has been a long time since I've talked to you.
and so you know, I was one of your old friends that went by the name Hyun Aichi but of course that was an OLD account
Studly Sheep

Report | 04/27/2014 7:49 pm

Studly Sheep

found a new route to golds
Siren Song
those zelda peeps need Ocarinas
I got em mrgreen

Report | 04/24/2014 10:34 pm


. 3 . Sooooo I was totally unsure of how to make an avi based around that skimpy armor set. XD aaaaand somehow...it turned into this absurd looking avatar that I shall wear for a bit cause I can lmao

Report | 04/21/2014 10:32 am


Not shurrr. > 3>
Studly Sheep

Report | 04/21/2014 7:19 am

Studly Sheep

my gf snagged a Ninja headband when it was ALOT cheaper
lol she's a mega moogle now
you dont have to nab me a Ninja headband now whee

also, them Pious Clerics are getting numerous
I might need to find another route to get rich

Report | 04/20/2014 9:00 pm


lawl hush you.

Report | 04/20/2014 8:53 pm


CRRZY GRNNY LDY!!!! -flings grunnies at chu- cat_scream