Hi, thanks for stopping by! I'm just an old dinosaur/fossil/anachronism who refuses to get on with the whole "growing up" thing. Humor is one of my favorite things, from being silly and slapstick all the way to bitter, withering sarcasm. I'm kinda boring, but I make up for it by being abnormal. Um, there's a bunch of other stuff, but I want to keep this short and sweet so people will actually read it. ^_^ Questions and comments are always welcome! Cheers!