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Registered: 04/09/2004

Gender: Male

Location: Maryland

Birthday: 08/24

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  • Lawn Gnome Clipper[122]
  • Pink Flamingo Fighter[125]
  • Mushroom Cannon Thumper[128]
  • Air Fluff Deflater[131]
  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
  • Laceback Bootsnake Skinner[140]
  • OMG That Hurt[143]
  • Clutch Holder[146]
  • Cherry Fluff Victor[149]
  • Ghost Lantern Dim[155]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
  • Goof Course[221]
  • Close the Barn Door![223]
  • Durem Blockade[224]
  • Hallowed Ground[246]
  • Ranch Hand[250]
  • Barton 3[251]

Just me

I felt bad about having no profile so i'm going to write a bit to entertain you for a moment. enjoy

I live in Maryland currently. I'm poor so i live with my parents while going to a community college full time and working as a mechanic part time. I also am heavily involved with the stage crew at my college.

I'm a Upstate New Yorker at heart as I've lived there for 18 years. I love my woods, my back roads, and my snow. This urban prison called Annapolis, i can only deal with for so long. I must get out.

My gaia car is non-existant because my real car beats everything they have. I own and maintain a 1986 BMW 325e. I've been busy slowly restoring it because the car sat unloved for 6-9 months out in the harshness of the outdoors of Alexandria, VA. It's been unofficialy dubbed the "piratemobile" due to a lack of a better name. It's my pride and joy and there are few things I like better than taking it out for a nice cruise with no particular destination in mind.

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Morava Report | 05/14/2015 3:25 pm
TigerLily Poison Report | 05/18/2013 8:20 am
TigerLily Poison
I dont have facebook anymore, not since i got married in november. My husband was a jealous one. But i have email!
TigerLily Poison Report | 05/10/2013 7:30 pm
TigerLily Poison
Yay!!! I came back on gaia a few months back, that girl i used to hang out with on here wiped my account clean so i had to start over. Thank goodness my sister was nice enough to give me her demon horns otherwise id be nakey! Rofl, how have things been? Still pillaging booty?
TigerLily Poison Report | 03/28/2013 8:10 pm
TigerLily Poison
I was so excited to meet you! However you met me at the lowest point in my life. After two years and getting rid of that asshat I officially lost over 100 lbs! I miss you big bro! smile
Veya Starr Davis Report | 03/19/2012 9:58 pm
Veya Starr Davis
*random* heart
Jen-Til Report | 03/24/2011 5:26 pm
Aww, I'm not on as much anymore, myself. After getting my promotion I have limited free time. :'D

I've missed you, too! Was wondering where you ran off to. XD
Jen-Til Report | 03/24/2011 9:20 am
Oh, wow... I haven't seen you in forever. *0*

Thanks so much for popping on to wish me a Happy BDay. I really appreciate it, bby. <3
RyanJakobi Report | 10/31/2010 6:31 am
The comment ghost has struck!

He says he likes your drinking of the Bawls and the makeshift wings!

Comment ghost AWAY!
PinkPandora Report | 09/02/2010 11:26 pm
Oooh <3 Awesome.
PinkPandora Report | 09/02/2010 10:46 am
Oh? What things?


Takalis has left gaia to devote as much time possible to living as a professional fire performer and performance tool builder. It's not easy but it's far from boring.

also, he's chasing booty like any good pirate should




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