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You would expect a witty remark or hilarious photo to be placed accordingly in this space I'm currently occupying with a drawn out sentence that is being used at the moment - assuming someone is reading the sentence, to distract the viewer from the lack of decor and devotion put into the design of this profile page given to every member of Gaiaonline to express his or herself appropriately within his or her own personal tastes and the online administration's censorship policies- also given that the user holds any individualism that would urge him or her to decorate themselves and their personal belongings accordingly to this individualistic style, of which I hold no account to their personal lifestyles and how such taste differs from my own, which, yet again, is not being expressed in this area titled wittingly, "About Me," because there happens to be a rather long, drawn out sentence occupying the space in which one, such as myself (who is very unique in person and character, and perhaps even restraint in the sense that I have yet to express any individual thought or innuendo), would normally put an individualistic statement about oneself, such as a witty or outspoken remark perhaps combined with a hilarious or alluring picture, yet is currently being prevented by a long, drawn-out yet completely grammatically correct sentence, if not a bit dull and dry, however much similar such a style of writing is to both life, metaphorically, and the lifestyle of the person who created such a catastrophic monstrosity as the wall of text seen before the viewer of this completely grammatically correct sentence, assuming someone has read to the coming end of this statement, and instead not been whisked away by their attention spans to the hilarious picture below- even though, after reading that previous phrase, many of the viewers of this sentence would have already ceased their disdainful reading or scanning of this sentence and scrolled down to see a rather non-existant, or perhaps invisible, picture placed below; this, of course, being a trick created by the dull and incompetent yet grammatically correct creator of this monstrous statement to lure out all viewers who would have already become bored and abhoring readers, who would have no respectful place finishing such a deserving sentence- a sentence which has stayed grammatically correct after such a long, ongoing monologue of itself has been placed strategically within a previously innocent-looking profile page, which has now been corrupted into a boring and hateful, yet grammatically correct, "page of horrors," that has lured unsuspecting readers into an ongoing and possibly mentally or emotionally harmful sentence that might soon suck the remaining mental capacity and living tissues out of its readers' unsuspecting mind- although, being only a sentence written completely in the English language, such action taken by an inanimate sentence is improbable, if not impossible, since the creator of this sentence is merely a normal, if not somewhat dull and terribly boring yet grammatically correct person living on a simple world as one member of the dominant species of the world, called Earth, that is part of a wonderful species that has both created multiple languages and cultures, but also rules of grammar and languistics to follow in creating sentences and statements relayed to eachother either verbally or transcribed down, and as such, has created a long and drawn-out sentence to occupy a space in which this creator had otherwise no thought or intention of filling with witty remarks or truisms, or even any hilariously and promiscuously placed pictures to amuse the viewers she assumed would evetually read this sentence, which, of course, has to end eventually- and despite this looming truth, this statement, as long and painfully built as it is, has slowly changed its numeral person's point of perspective, and with such gradual transition, has allowed it's creator to end the sentence with the ability to acknoledge the fact that I have finally proven that anyone majoring in the field or study of languistics or English truly requires the absence or lack of life or social relationships to build drawn-out but grammatically correct sentences to replace large spaces of emptiness with the statement-in-case instead of witty remarks or hilarious pictures that would normally be much more appreciated in such areas, even if its pathetically still intentive viewers are still bewildered by this ongoing, but completely grammatically correct statement that is not at all a run-on sentence, but a wall of butchered, manipulated, and raped English grammar; unfortunately, such a sentence of unmeasured length has no proper way to end it to appease a viewer who has dedicated the time of day to read the sentence because, as stated before, no witty remarks or zings have been, or ever will be, put into this space that should have instead been filled with such giddy, written content and silly pictures.
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