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Its a bunch of crap, useless or not to other people.
Woah, what are you doing down
here Curious George?
NOTHING DOWN THERE.
Well I guess you can just keep going...
Kind of exciting, eh? Like an easter egg.
Well you're heading in the right direction,
literally the only direction you can go so far.
But stay tuned for messages along the way.
Well, I guess I should probably
entertain you on your way down...
How much wood can a wood chuck
chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Who gives a flying ********, but you are about
half way there, hopefully enjoying yourself.
Scrolling finger not tired is it?
Come on! You can do it! Push through!
Push it, push it, to the limit, limit!
Because you're in it to win it, in it to win it!
Hope you enjoyed the singing portion
of this, probably not going to happen again...
DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME!
DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME!
DONTCHAAAAA DONTCHAAAAAA DONTCHAAAA
Okay so I lied... ******** you, keep scrolling.
Oh s**t ******** titty sack, look at that!
You're almost there!
Come on! You got this! PUSH IT OUT!
You may finally uncover the truth to what
lurks so deep into my profile...
COME ON! YOU ARE SO CLOSE THAT YOU CAN TASTE IT!
Which doesn't make sense, you're tongue can't reach as far
as your eye-sight. Anyway, off track, this is the final
stretch, all eyes on you! You either win, or lose! Or stop scrolling and leave.
******** that, man up, or woman up. But
you got this! This is what all the moments spent in
your life lead up too! The secret of the obnoxiously
long profile on GaiaOnline! Well, some life you had, eh?
But seriously, this is where I say goodbye, friend. This
is the end of the journey for me and you. Go on without me!
It's okay, I'll always be in your memories, as that
nameless hovering text that drabbles on at the most
inconvenient times ever!
But then again, how many of me do you see a day?
Honestly not guessing a lot unless you have that much free
time... Anyway, seriously, get your scroll finger going! This is it! Goodbye.