SungJewel

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Last Login: 07/22/2017 6:23 pm

Registered: 06/06/2007

Gender: Female

Location: A cave of no return

Birthday: 05/03

Occupation: Writer

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You know you from Ohio when:

-You've never met any celebrities.
-Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
-"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island.
-You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
-You measure distance in minutes/hours.
-Down south to you means Kentucky.
-You know several people who have hit a deer.
-Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
-Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
-You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
-You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
-You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
-Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
-You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
-You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
-You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
-All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain, or river.
-You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
-You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
-You carry jumper cables in your car.
-You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
-You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
-You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
-You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
-You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
-The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
-You think that deer season is a national holiday.
-You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
-You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".
-You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
-You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
-You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth.
-You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas.
-You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes.
-You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends.
-Isn't it sad? You just said "yup" and "uh-huh" or aint that the truth" to most of these!!!


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kawakuma Report | 12/02/2013 7:38 pm
kawakuma
Thank you for your purchase!
Captain tohru honda Report | 11/30/2012 5:34 am
Captain tohru honda
I miss you too!!! hopefully I will have my laptop fixed in January. So right now I can only get on gaia is when I use my colleges comps
jadamysticmoon Report | 11/22/2012 1:59 pm
jadamysticmoon
You're very welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
jadamysticmoon Report | 11/22/2012 8:30 am
jadamysticmoon
Lovely avi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Captain tohru honda Report | 04/09/2012 8:42 pm
Captain tohru honda
true.
Captain tohru honda Report | 04/09/2012 5:45 pm
Captain tohru honda
me too.
Captain tohru honda Report | 04/09/2012 2:28 pm
Captain tohru honda
-hugs- thank you for joining my school rp
Captain tohru honda Report | 03/14/2012 3:19 pm
Captain tohru honda
please pm me your charry for our new rp. I needs to rp. im sooo bored and gonna die if i don't. lol
Hatake-Azami Report | 12/30/2011 11:18 am
Hatake-Azami
I know!! I can't wait to hear all of the new stuff when it all comes out!
Hatake-Azami Report | 12/30/2011 10:53 am
Hatake-Azami
I know!!!! SO AMAZING!!! I love it..."and I ******** your mom." haha...love how they added that at the end!

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