I'm sarcastic and crude and I say a lot of mean and hurtful and offensive things and I almost never mean any of them. I pretend to be smug and conceited and The Coolest of Coolkids but I'm just frontin'.
I like music. Almost all music. Soft spot for soft rock and early-'90s punk-ish stuff. I can kinda play bass I guess and I kinda sing sometimes. Poorly on both accounts.
I like video games. Pokemon and Zelda are constant favorites. JRPGs are cool. Kingdom Hearts is a trainwreck.
I intend to be a chef for the rest of my almost-inevitably short life. I like cooking. It's one of the precious few things I'm good at.
I sound pessimistic about a lot of things but I'm pretty much always happy. I'm also nearly impossible to offend. Maybe even literally impossible to offend when it comes to attacking me. Anything bad you could think to say about me I have already considered from every possible angle, and probably accepted it as truth.
I like the number 3 and putting shades on my smilies. BV