You Me At Six: Hey, you know what would be cool?
You Me At Six: If we toured together!
Paramore: Oh my GOD, YES! But wait- we're two of Julia's favorite bands!
You Me At Six: Damn, you're right... I know! Let's only tour in Europe!
Paramore: PERFECT! Then we get to tour together and make Julia upset she doesn't get to see it!
And that's the story of why I hate my favorite bands.