StuckonBandaids

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Last Login: 05/22/2013 8:36 pm

Registered: 07/29/2007

Gender: Male

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so uh... What r u wearin? <_<

Short White Socks - virtual item
The Case of Pietro 8th Gen. - virtual item The Case of Pietro 8th Gen.
Cowboy Stubble - virtual item
Death Whisper (6th gen) - virtual item Death Whisper (6th gen)
SDPlus #297 Dreamy Donny - virtual item
Starcrossed Lovers' Tragedy - virtual item Starcrossed Lovers' Tragedy
 

Get to know me?

Hello. My name is ENRIQUE. I'm 6 foot tall, and absolutely gorgeous. I drive a Ferrari, because I'm filthy rich. Apart from knowing kung fu, I have many other skills in various fields, both academic and otherwise. Don't let my rugged good looks fool you. I'm also highly intelligent. I graduated from Harvard... and Yale. I am fluent in seven and a half languages, and have been praised as one of the most brilliant minds of the 21st century. Being as amazing and intelligent as I am, I sometimes find myself being chased by beautiful women in the streets. Who can blame them? I mean, not to boast or anything, but I have saved the world on more than one occasion. All in a days work for an intergalactic super-spy. I'm also a chef, a world class athlete, an archeologist, a musician, a magician and an astronaut. I'm not a doctor... but I play one on TV. On a final note, ladies, while I am rough, tough and manly, I'm also very gentle, and completely in touch with my emotions.

Not one word of that is true, but it is pretty damn exciting, isn't it?



If you make me some s**t I'll be moderately appreciative.

This was made for me by the one and only Magnate Matricide!



This is a poem/rap, written by 1-800-SMACK A SLUT, for yours truly. ^_^

I'm stuck on you like you're stuck on dem daids
Think again boo it's time to get laid
You don't understand if it wasn't for you
I'd be all over them bandaids too.

Two VERY sexy signs from the VERY sexy GDer, The Ephemeral Fixation




Look what VendettaVictim drew for me!



I love it when sexy women make me signs! Granted, it doesn't happen very often, but when it does... Thanks, Robot_323!



Apparently I make out with black men. Kokuren had photo evidence...



This is me, as drawn by Awesome BroDog... Great name.



I have now been immortalized in the form of a portrait! Thank you Siren Lies!

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Tyung Report | 05/21/2013 9:36 pm
Tyung
No problem. Cheers.
gls Report | 04/29/2013 11:24 pm
gls
lmao i take it you're straight then?

You seem cool. you should come chat http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/charity-quests/tipsy-a-hangout-charity-3/t.85711345_1/
gls Report | 04/29/2013 8:39 pm
gls
You seem cool. And you're kind of adorable ( not trying to hit on you, just saying)
King of all Douchebags Report | 03/31/2013 1:25 am
King of all Douchebags
kinda highhhhh
King of all Douchebags Report | 03/30/2013 10:33 pm
King of all Douchebags
Sssssssuup nothing much
silly wiggler Report | 03/24/2013 10:40 pm
silly wiggler
that would be so fun! maybe one day i will do it n___n and thank you again!!
silly wiggler Report | 03/24/2013 10:30 pm
silly wiggler
ahh thank you!! i love major cat_blaugh
Bittles von Metals Report | 03/18/2013 6:51 pm
Bittles von Metals
k i added you
Bittles von Metals Report | 03/18/2013 6:31 pm
Bittles von Metals
Rly
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Bittles von Metals Report | 03/18/2013 6:22 pm
Bittles von Metals
Oh!

Why didn't you say so silly philly.
How ever am I going to flirt with you now

pff. Im such a goddam harlot

emotion_8c

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I'm CRAZY good! Like a pop-tart!

By the way, I'm always collecting tickets, so uh... Feel free to donate.

 

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