Strawberry Creme Maid

Name: Luka
Age: 23
Height: 6'2"
Occupation: Maid at the Man Made Man Maid Cafe

Coffee Maid
Vanilla Maid

Luka's parents had always wanted a girl. Imagine their surprise when their baby girl, was a baby boy! Boy or girl, his parents decided to surround Luka with a feminine environment and raised him to be a polite girly-boy. His elementary school years were when the kids would pick on you if you were a male and looked cuter than a girl. It didn't help much that he was too shy to tell them off. One day, a group of bullies surrounded Luka and threw insults in his face. Luka almost teared up, but instead, he snapped.
In 5 seconds, the bullies were beaten to a bloody pulp and pounded into the ground. A pissed off Luka left them in the dirt while flipping them the middle.

When his black personality appears, he becomes rather rude and violent. Even the smallest insult can trigger his black personality.

In middle school, Luka's classmates lent him some porno magazines and upon his realization, none of the images had appealed to his liking. Of course, as a naive middle schooler, he thought he was just being picky. At a pool party, he saw many of the cute girls in his class wearing skimpy bikinis. None caught his interest until he glanced towards the pool and his eyes widened as he saw a toned, bronze, muscular chest rising from the pool as beads of water trickled down said male's abs. It was on that day, Luka realized fainting from a bloody nose that his sexual orientation was: HOMOSEXUAL.

When Luka entered high school, he wanted a boyfriend. His shy personality is what attracted many of the guys. But every time Luka entered a relationship, the other guy discovered his bi-polar nature by saying the wrong thing and would break it off the next day. They would all leave saying "I just can't handle this!" And every time, this would leave Luka with a broken heart.

Now an adult, Luka decided he needed to live on his own and rented an affordable apartment room. Looking for a job was tougher than he thought. Every job interview he succeeded through would be worthless effort. When working on his first day on the job, he would be fired the same exact day for scaring the customers away.

Luka believed he would never be able to keep a job long enough to pay his apartment bills. Walking along the cold street with all hope gone, a piece of paper flew into his face. He looked upon the contents and discovered it was an advertisement for a Cafe looking to hire new workers. Thinking it was his last chance, he applied for the job. On his first day of trial, he heard someone scoff a comment "Cute a**". This caused him to yell endless swear words in their face. Realizing what he had done, he decided to let himself out the door. He was stopped by a voice appearing from behind. It was the owner! He was hidden in the shadows of the Cafe and witnessed everything. What the mysterious owner said to him left Luka surprised but ecstatic at the fabulous news. The owner told him with a smirk, "You got the job."


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Vanilla Maid

Report | 10/25/2010 4:16 pm

Vanilla Maid

Vanilla Maid

Report | 10/25/2010 4:15 pm

Vanilla Maid

But the embroider and stiches done on your outfit are... are...
*glasses shine, and a sly smile appears on his face*
Coffee Maid

Report | 10/24/2010 1:44 pm

Coffee Maid

Like him? No way! I'm not some big old whiny fagbag like he is! scream
Coffee Maid

Report | 10/24/2010 1:40 pm

Coffee Maid

Yeah. I'm in no mood to work.. stare
I just want to go home, watch some porn and drink coffee! That's all! mad
Coffee Maid

Report | 10/24/2010 1:34 pm

Coffee Maid

What, did you kill someone? eek

...Maybe. I think I'm just gonna go home. sad I can't bring myself to do anything. crying
Coffee Maid

Report | 10/24/2010 1:26 pm

Coffee Maid

Don't touch me! crying
I-I'm not crying! scream I must have got uhh... Sugar in my eyes. Yeah. cry

Maybe you ought to get anger management lessons. sad
Coffee Maid

Report | 10/24/2010 1:12 pm

Coffee Maid

Well maybe if you didn't suffocate people they'd be your friends! scream
What, do you think my life is just a cake walk? I have problems too pal! cry
Coffee Maid

Report | 10/24/2010 12:59 pm

Coffee Maid

-chokes- D-damn right you're a sissy!
Stop-- stop being such a pushover! -kicks and shoves- gonk
Coffee Maid

Report | 10/24/2010 12:52 pm

Coffee Maid

Don't cry, you little sissy! scream
Nobody dumps coffee on me unless I want them too! ... crying You're a bully...
Coffee Maid

Report | 10/24/2010 12:44 pm

Coffee Maid

No! scream Sorry doesn't cover it this time! scream scream scream
I love being covered in coffee, but not in this case! -backhands- evil


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